JCC ITT we complain about our 1st world problems...

Have you seen Sherlock?

 

Latest tv show? No.

 

My curling iron burnt my finger.

 

i bit my tongue eating fritos.

 

Get on it. Now.

 

Between these 2 flciks and reading through the entire collected stories of Holmes by Doyle I'm a lil swamped with Sherlock.

 

Watch the series, and you will curse yourself for wasting time on the suckage that are those same said movies.

 

Hush. Grown-ups are talking.

 

So. We can say you're a fan of that trite garbage.

 

Um, it has RDJ and Jude Law engaged in a bunch of homoerotic teasing, pointless slow motion, and gives me something to watch while I'm grading papers. Of course I'm a fan.

I also like the Moffat show, although I wish I didn't since it associates me with a bunch of Moffat fans, who I despise.

 

My wife is sabotaging my diet by making a frito pie after I got back from a run.

 

I won some jewelry on ebay but not the sari that goes with it.

 

This store-bought banana bread isn't as good as homemade banana bread.

 

On the first, I can suggest far better options.

On the second, like what you like, everyone else be damned.

 

Jack Nicholson isn't at tonight's Laker game, and overall has missed too many damn games this season. Damn it.

 

I bought groceries today, and the store didn't honor one of my coupons.

 

I ran out of Sartori MontAmore cheese and had to settle for triple-cream St. Andre brie with my crackers.

 

I'm going to South Korea for Spring Break, so I can't go on a booze cruise with my friends.

 

My hybrid car gets (slightly) better mileage in stop-and-go traffic.

 

I _almost lost my plain. But I didn't

 

My throat is mildly sore.

 

A couple of weeks ago, our phone system crashed and it was the phone company's fault. It has been fixed, but we had to call in a third party to reconnect the server to the internet. However, no one thought about the postage meter we have, which also connects to the internet to get refilled with postage funds and to send certified mail. So, now the postage meter can't talk to the internet and we have to get the phone company and the third party company back in here to fix it. With the mass mailings we do, we may run out of postage funds before the machine is fixed.

 

We ran out of Salt and Vinegar chips at this meeting I'm attending....