Amph Shelf Of Shame...

I might actually be on track to lose this round outright, as I have played it.

 

Have not played Angry Turds.

 

I've played it.

 

I had thought of Angry Birds last week or so when trying to think of other games I could have used. Haven't played it.

 

I've played Angry Birds, but not long enough to be hooked by it.

 

I guess this counts as the most recent video game I've played!

 

Never played.

 

I've never played it, due in large part on how incredibly crappy the apps market is for BlackBerry.

 

Never played this one, either (luckily for you guys, I very rarely take the prize when I win. I usually give it to the next person).

 

What do you even do in Angry Birds? Do you go around and beat them up and burn down their homes or something?

 

You ruthlessly slaughter green pigs in their own homes in a grim re-enactment of various ethnic genocides.

 

Ask Alec Baldwin. I mean he must have though it was worthwhile enough to get kicked off a plane for it.

 

The game in question during that incident was Words With Friends, not Angry Birds.

 

So the birds are angry because they're the metaphorical interpretation of various brutal dictatorships?

 

That's really the only way I can read it. Those pigs can do nothing but sit there as you literally turn their own crude shelters against them, presumably while self-proclaimed God-Emperor Birdhaffi watches from afar, cackling madly.

 

I already said I haven't played Metroid. I haven't played Angry Birds either.

 

I have played a lot of games on my iPhone but angry birds is not one of them. I was kinda tempted by the Star Wars version but, nah.

 

If you were truly the Internets, you'd know what it's about. It's like, free, yknow?

 

Can't you only be able to play it on those iPhone thingamajigs? Goddamned hipster kids with their strange cylindrical electronic devices. Why back in my day it took 5-6 minutes to load up a web page AND WE ENJOYED IT GODDAMMIT

 

For the record, the pigs stole the birds' eggs! This is a just war if ever there was one.

 

Never played angry birds (that was going to be what I was going to go with)

 

DarthTunick - 10
Boba_Fett_2001 - 9
Internets - 15
Todd - 6
Harpuah - 17
Inty - 6
Ramza - 3
Tom - 6
Epic 7
HealerLeona - 5
Invid – 5
Kiki – 5
Lowbacca_1977 – 6
Juliet - 7
ZAP – 5


epic is up.

 

was hard to pick which one but decided to go with the biggest selling.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas