Speculation Mynocks in Episode VII

Thoughts?

We're having some intense discussions on an offshoot about the mynocks possibly having a more prominent role in the sequels.

Has LFL already tipped us off with hints of a mynock Padawan? Some say yes.

 

YES.

GOD, PLEASE. YES.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

 

I want the space slug to be a Jedi Knight. If I don't get what I want, I'll storm Disney and scream very loud.

 

I want a rancor jedi.

 

Man, we ARE hard up for solid info, aren't we?

 

There's great potential for a mynock spinoff.

 

Star Wars: Mylock the Mynock's Big Adventure

 

Eeth is One who flew over the mynock's nest for sure.

 

I think that the frogs Jabba ate in ROTJ deserve, at the very least, their own spinoff film, if not a series of EU novels.


Where did they come from? How did they get there? What are their feelings on Jabba's business practices? THESE ARE QUESTIONS WE NEED ANSWERED.

 

Nah. I want new and original creatures. Lucas made the universe too small as it is, so let's not hope it gets smaller.

 

Should the mynock Jedi have a violet sabre?

 

If it's one of his conditions for doing the movie, then yes.

 

5 minute unbroken single take of Chewbacca eating a live mynock to open the movie. People would run screaming from the theatre. It'd probably still make a billion dollars worldwide.

 

You know...I had a really long, like 2-page post written for this, but before I could post it I experienced a blackout because there was a god**** mynock chewing on the power cable. I'm gonna go walk around the house and clear the rest of them off.

 

Talk about a shot in the dark, but hey you never know it could happen.

 

At first I was like "What's so bad about that? Everybody loves Chewie"

And then I actually envisioned what that would look like... sweet baby Jesus

 

I doubt we will see them, but would not rule out a cameo in a scene with Han and Chewbacca. It could be like snakes in the Indiana Jones movies.

 

I can confirm this.
My close friend has already been cast as an elderly mynock crime lord. Rough on the surface, but with a heart of gold.

 

In the original draft of Lucas' treatment, Darth Plageuis had been reicarnated in the form of a transexual mynock stripper. He has NOT been dead all this time, just sucked onto the side of an intergalactic party bus, chewin' on the "power cables".......

 

I think it likely that mynocks will be the villains in the new movie. Not Sith due to the rule of two but certainly they will be Dark Jedi. They are naturals when it comes to dealing with electricity so the power of their force lightning will dwarf that of the Emperor's. To put it simply, Luke is dead.

 

Can the Mynock film also feature Omo Bouri and other Wol Cabas****es, or should that be an entirely separate spinoff?

 

the first line of the opening crawl will be "Mynocks!"

 

In RotJ the rebels should've loaded the stolen Imperial shuttle with Mynocks, flew into the interior of the Death Star & released them all. They would've chewed on so many power cables they would've blown the thing up for sure!

 

The baddies of Ep VII will be the super mutants from Byss, but I'm sure there will be room for some Mynocks and possibly some Gundarks too. Or maybe they can make a spin-off movie and then release SW: Mynocks vs Gundarks, the video game.