Beyond - Legends Artoo's Frazzled Circuits: TTT Diary * COMPLETE [DDC 2013]

Rotfl. I want to see 3po in a dress too! Great update.

 

»» Wait a minute, I'm pretty sure Master C'baoth left the galaxy with the Outbound Flight and was never heard from again. But I could be mistaken, it was a couple of years before the start of the Clone Wars and I didn't have much contact with the Order at the time. Or maybe this C'baoth could be a descendant? The Jedi were not the monks everyone thought they were.

Well, R2 always asks the right questions. And he has a gorgeous sense of humour.

 

R2 is right though; this plan could fall apart quite quickly.

 

For some reason I started thinking of Dot Matrix from Spaceballs. How did I forget this much plot from my favorite trilogy? I swear I only remember the parts with Mara and Luke together...and I am pretty sure most of those memories have fanfic scenes thrown in here and there.

Nice update!

 

Hibernation trance, riiiiiiight. You can't fool Artoo. I also like how he pokes holes in the plan and suggests putting Threepio in a gown & hair buns.

 

Crazy indeed and those images you are describing are just hilarious. Treepio with buns

 

Thanks everyone!

FYI for those who haven't read the books or don't quite remember - Thrawn figures out the WHOLE plan in the very next scene, so Artoo was right to be concerned.

 

if artoo had just told luke c'baoth disappeared...then he'd still be letting out that he knows everything...

 

Exactly!

 

Artoo should have lied. He could have told Luke he heard it from some other Astromech while they were sharing a oil bath together. It's possible. You are in an oil bath after getting a lube and next you know you are telling secrets.

 

Why is an image of Artoo in a hot tub with pink astromech suddenly branded in my brain?

 

HA! Astromech pillow talk!

 

Oh, Artoo definitely knows too much that he can't reveal!

Hm, I wonder if Artoo never having his memory wiped is starting to have side effects?

I couldn't quite figure out if the misspelling of "analysis" was intentional (and related to the need to defragment memory banks) or accidental...

Now, if Artoo can actually make some of those recordings...

 

Oh, I adore your Artoo. He's hilarious. And there goes Master Luke, snoring again. Maybe one day Mara and Artoo can commiserate.

 

Definitely the 1st. It had nothing to do with Word not signaling mistakes when you write in Caps Lock.



ginchy - he's probably not that bad, Artoo is just missing the attention.

 

Loved the update and can't wait for more

 

I'd venture to say that they're planning on locking her in a tower somewhere and let her hair grow until her rescuer can climb it. Oh wait... that was a holo I watched a month ago.

This must be proof that Disney's Sequel Trilogy *will* be a movie version of TTT.

The excuses those two concoct just to hang out together...I can imagine what kind of trouble they'll be getting into.

Heh, this part made me laugh.

Ah, the crazy plan. And it could have been so much crazier and more awesome with R2's costume ideas. I hope he makes his holo-montage-- maybe the Falcon would get a kick out of it too, LOL.

Great post!

 

Artoo's such a bitter, snarky old man. Love it, Hazel.

 

JediFalcon - Thanks Falcon!



Thumper09

This must be proof that Disney's Sequel Trilogy *will* be a movie version of TTT.

I'll admit that that part was inspired by Disney.


Ah, the crazy plan. And it could have been so much crazier and more awesome with R2's costume ideas. I hope he makes his holo-montage-- maybe the Falcon would get a kick out of it too, LOL.

I wish i could draw so i could make that montage. Maybe i should get someone from fanart to do it for me.

Thanks Thumper!



taramidala - I don't think he's that old. Thanks!

 

Great diary, Hazel, please keep it going! No need to alert me, I have this on 'Watched' now!

 

Thank you very much, Tim!

 

I have now obtained the Thrawn Trilogy from the library and will be reading it over the next few weeks, so I should soon have a better grasp on what's going on in this awesome diary.

 

That's great! I know you'll like it.

 

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Artoo sounds like C3PO...what a burn! Luke shouldn't insult Artoo's droidhood like that.

The time is quickly approaching. My favorite smugglers are going to accidently-on purpose stumble upon my favorite Jedi. WOOT!