JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WACKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

I don't get the whole "firewood is a part of our culture" thing. I mean, wasn't every human civilization dependent on fire at some point (and still today to some extent)?

 

Yes but it's really, really cold here sometimes.

 

Siberian Husky.

 

He said he thought it was a sign of some kind. The only thing I can think of is that God has just totally lost his **** and is just straight up screwing with us now.

 

I know! In the case of Hurtigruta, I totally understand. I watched some of that myself, too. But the one with the train, not so much.

 

So are you from one of the nordic countries since you know this? I don't think I've seen you in the norwegian FF..

 

I'm Norwegian, bro! Or sis, rather. I live in Gjøvik.

 

Did not know that! Cool!

 

http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/high-quality-fake-money-circulating-in-sydney-5352734

 

That's not wacky, that's life.

This interview, on the other hand, is wacky and funny, and I must say that coach woman comes off as a b****.

 

Demon sweaters from goodwill!

Granted, it's Pat Robertson, so no one should be surprised, but proving even a broken clock is right twice a day:

[quote Pat Robertson}

• "We're locking up people that take a couple of puffs of marijuana, and next thing you know they've got 10 years. They've got mandatory sentences, and these judges, they say, they throw up their hands, they say, 'There's nothing that we can do. There's mandatory sentences.' We've got to take a look at what we're considering crimes, and that's one of them. I'm not exactly for the use of drugs -- don't get me wrong. But I just believe that criminalizing marijuana, criminalizing the possession of a few ounces of pot and that kind of thing, I mean, it's costing us a fortune and it's ruining young people. Young people go into prisons, they go in as youths, and the come out as hardened criminals. And that's not a good thing."[/quote]

 

Well....the President wants tougher weapons laws....the First Lady wants tougher dietary rules to combat obesity....

Put them together and what do you get?

Man arrested for smashing cookie cake in father's face.

 

That article also has this quote: In November, Robertson stunned many fundamentalist Christians when he told the viewer that science proves the Earth is billions, not thousands of years old.

I mean, I actually agree with Pat Robertson on the issue of marijuana? Pat Robertson accepts the science that proves the Earth is billions of years old? What is going on here? Is this Opposite Day? Well, either way, I salute him for those two opinions. Good for him.

 

I'd like to think that this is something that could help open the door for more moderation in the evangelical Christian world.

 

To quote South Park...."What's better than getting away with telling a big lie? Telling a big lie and getting PAID FOR IT, stupid!"

 

Did you hear the one about the three students who saved a fellow student's life by stopping a murder attempt on a schoolbus when they tackled the gunman?

They were all suspended for "being involved in an incident with a weapon". In the great state of Flori-duh.

 

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

 

Batman Nabs Suspect for British Police

 

Well that's a change from them arresting a Batman every few months.

 

**** the people who made that decision.

 

Nobody likes Floriderp anyway.

 

Sharai Mawera was enjoying a spontaneous sexual encounter with her boyfriend when she was mauled to death by a lion on Tuesday.

 

Russel Crowe claims he saw an UFO. Juliet, hurry up and find us a link.

 

Man livetweets from hospital after getting sex toy stuck in his rear.