Discussion Will there be bathrooms in Episode VII?

Toilet humor is the best humor. Why, I was pulling for the Farrelly Brothers to direct the ST this whole time!

 

You all are fixated on the wrong part of the refresher, IMO.

Sonic shower scene anyone? C'mon, that could be hawt.

 

I want a tender bath scene that ends in tragedy when the person's lightsaber falls in the tub and fries everything.

 

To bad Kubrick's not around to direct. He loves to use bathrooms, even in space.

 

There are two great mysteries in Star Wars, the great mystery of the force

And where people go to the bathroom

you need both to make it work

 

(In Yoda's Voice) "Crapping leads to pushing, pushing leads to struggling, struggling leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering!..."

 

Maybe people who use the force no longer need usage of the potty?

 

Actually Diverticulitis.

 

Maybe everyone wears diapers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximum_Absorbency_Garment.

 

What did Admiral Ackbar say after going to the toilet?

 

Would they use toilet paper in the SW universe? Or is it some seashells nonsense?

 

Or perhaps there are bidets in the GFFA.

 

Maybe lightsabers have a "wipe" function?

 

Is George Michael in the film?

Does someone know something I don't?

 

The entire Bluth family will be in SW, but that's not part of the discussion right now.

 

Can you find me a job so I don't have too much time on my hands?
(Guess I'm supposed to do that instead of posting here, sorry)

 

Ya gotta have some fun once in a while.

 

I imagine a senile Admiral Ackbar in the ST running around saying that while a nurse chases him with his pills.

 

There were actually some clever and interesting threads when this whole episode 7 thing started.....