JCC [Everybody ****ing PANIC] Korean War Part 492

Instead of pouring over the DMZ, could they just take out TMZ? I'm assuming it's U.S. based.

 

If they take out Los Angeles, expect TMZ to go with it.

 

Nah, TMZ will survive just as the roaches would.

 

some weird text color things happening here. i think it's a sign.

 

Weird **** is bound to go down when Dennis Rodman is all of a sudden playing the role of an international diplomat.

 

End times...

 

This this end, my friend, this is the end...

 

Well I might as well have another Pabst.

*burps*

*goes to the fridge*

 

Time for Chocolate.

 

Single malt scotch. With a small water to bring out the peat smoke.

My dime.

 

You had me at single malt...

 

Done and done.

 

Fixed.

 

What taepodong are they planning on using this time?

 

So Skynet was a lie, the future of the world is the threat of mutated man-size cockroaches after nuclear war.



Our wind turbines will have to work overtime to keep the radioactive cloud blowing towards Mexico, or Canada

 

YAY! It's Bert the Turtle!

Can't wait for the inevitable Team America Part II, in which a marionette Un (mariUNette?) starts screaming and crying "Why They No Take Me Serial?"

 

You can post .gifs in this thread, Eeth-my-Koth!