JCC What would you do.

Yesterday I donated plasma because I needed gas money.Anyway,the lady did not hook me up correctly,so when the machine was giving me the solution to replenish my liquids,it went under my skin instead of going into my vein.My arm still feels like someone is pushing on it from the inside.Should I go to the doctor? They said it would be fine if it didn't hurt much,but it is still pretty painful.I tried googling it,but nothing came up.

 

Drinking some whisky should clear it up.

 

And there's only clear choice to choose for whiskey:


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1) Don't Google medical advice.
2) Don't ask Star Wars nerds for medical advice.
3) Call your doctor... there are always nurses on call after hours who will give you good medical advice.

 

4) After calling your doctor, have a glass of whiskey.

 

5) After your first glass, have six more.

 

Sounds like gangrene is setting in. Do you have a hacksaw handy?

 

My vet had me give my cat IV fluids under the skin once. She said that they do that with people in the third world all the time.

. . . I realize I might not actually be helping.

 

How can you donate and get money for it?

 

I don't know if it was "under the skin" (isn't it always?) but one time I got a blood test and the nurse/technician/whatever-the-****-she-was missed the vein about three times even though it went well when I got blood tests before and since. It hurt like hell and a weird greenish bruise appeared at the site. It continued to hurt for a couple days or so and then it was fine.


Hahaha, just kidding. I died.

 

You drank too much whiskey.

 

What would you do if your son was at home, crying all over the bedroom floor cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

 

1) Drink whisky.
2) Sell your child for more whisky.

 

What the Hell is wrong with you?!

When you have whiskey, you don't need gas!

Get your priorities straight. Fill your body with sweet, sweet liquor.

Golden, golden nourishing liquor.

 

Haven't read through the thread yet. But has anyone suggested drinking whiskey yet?

 

Haven't had that one although I like the Islay's that I've tried.

 

what would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

 

You got ninja'd.

 

What are you daft? I'd never leave a child alone. I'd leave him with a sweet, sweet golden bottle of angle's own whiskey.

God love the child.