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JCC The Official Bible Discussion Thread

Discussion in 'Community' started by George Roper, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 3

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    Does anyone know whether Samson and Goliath ever went toe-to-toe with one another? If so, who won?
     
  2. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    who would win in a cagematch: jesus or moses?
     
  3. I Are The Internets

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    Moses because his beard is cooler.
     
  4. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Pretty sure Jesus' water into wine special attack would be powerless against the awesome might of Moses' patented "Ten Commandments Takedown."
     
  5. tom

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    also because he's packing heat.
     
  6. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    A communications disruption could mean only one thing: invasion.
     
  7. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    i think moses is pretty much batman in this scenario and jesus is superman. its a batman/superman scenario as opposed to a superman/goku scenario, if you know what i mean
     
  8. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 3

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    Also, when Jesus is walking on water, Moses can part the water causing Jesus to fall to the ground below before having the walls of water collapse back in, drowning Jesus.
     
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  9. I Are The Internets

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    Nah he'd call his buddy Jonah and say "come save me bro" and then Jonah would come and the fish that he's inside would eat Moses and stuff.
     
  10. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    naw jonah is old testament. his team loyalty would naturally be to moses
     
  11. I Are The Internets

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    Jesus could easily disguise his voice to sound like Moses ala The Terminator.
     
  12. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    thats a good point but when jonah showed up the jig would probs be up
     
  13. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 3

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    Even if Jonah showed up and Jesus multiplied the fish, Moses could just part the water and the fish die.
     
  14. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    guys this video is very important to me because its, like, its jesus but its if jesus had lived in modern times and been a ass-clown hipster layabout instead of an actual teacher and prophet. pastor steven, the aging ex-punk who plays drums at my church, made it
     
  15. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    My Bible Party:
    Barbarian: Samson
    Sorcerer: Moses
    Cleric: Samuel
    Rogue: Joshua
    Fighter: David
     
  16. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    So David is mostly useless and only worth a quick dip for other melee classes?
     
  17. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Can we discuss this bible?
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  18. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    He can tank.
     
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  19. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I'm in the mood tonight for a reading from the Southern Comfort testament.
     
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  20. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    The Book of Bourbon
     
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  21. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    guys seriously please watch this its very important to me because im semi-illiterate and completely dead inside

     
  22. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    5 minutes and 32 seconds....

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  23. DarthTunick

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    No... I'm already late to my service at St. Al's Liquor.
     
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  24. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Bourbon Chapter 2, Verse 19...

    And Yea, the Bearded One shall be adorned with Lakers Jersey and flowing neckflocks. He shall sup on the golden nectar of that of Martin Wilkes Heron in New Orleans in 1874,and is now owned by the Brown-Forman Corporation.
     
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