Discussion Worst Possible Shippings

I don't know... incest is just... really... it squiggs me out.

The thought of droids with organics... well, that's nothing but a sophisticated dildo, in my mind.

 

Where did THAT come from?? *shivers*

I once read a HORRID fan fic that actually was something like that, only worse.

 

Have seen one that works. Hunt up Ansketil on FF.net. (slash/squick warning.)

 

Ish has several. Good ones.

 

This thread is hilarious. Thanks for the entertainment. BTW, there is an unrequited Palpatine/Padme on FF.net that isn't too bad.

 

*falls off bed*

That is shocking.

 

I've seen a Marakin once. That's Mara/Anakin Solo.

And back on the topic of droid pairings... You could subvert that very easily with Guri/Xizor. That ship is canon. Same with Guri's extra parts.

 

Eurgh.

 

Is Guri/Anyone more to your liking?

 

I'm referring to "Marakin."

As for a Guri/Anyone else pairing, I vote for Guri/myself.

 

Blast, I was thinking of one but for the life of me I cant remember it!!

 

I bet it was Daala/Pellaeon. Still, it's better than Daala/Zsinj or Daala/Teredoc.

 

Daala was with Tarkin in the EU which is a bit interesting since they both seem to be a match made in Heaven or Hell depending on how you look at it.

Jabba/humanoid is ew!.

 

I've seen far too many Jabba/Humanoid fan art. But, they're still not as scarring as Jar Jar/Padme. Blech.

I haven't seen any like this, but this pairing popped into my head and made me shudder: Wicket/Leia

 

*shudders*

 

Saw a nasty Frodo/Gollum once

 

*rushes to the bathroom*

Sam/Dean - Supernatural

Luke/Leia - Star Wars - these are incest, unknowingly and otherwise, about 99.9% of the time.

 

Ed/Al from Fullmetal Alchemist, anyone? Some shippers just love their incest.

 

I thought Guri was with Dash Rendar? Or was that just supposition based on the SW Evolution comic?

 

She teamed with Dash and they worked as mercenaries, and they both worked on the research and development of new HRDs based on Guri, but they eventually went their separate ways, and to my knowledge, weren't romantically involved. But, Guri is well-equipped to perform all of those "special functions," and Xizor has made use of her in that regard, so who's to really say that Dash didn't... um... take advantage of such... features?

 

I read a fic that had Leia and a Dug (I can't remember if it was Sebulba or not).

 

I swear if I keep reading this thread I'm going to puke.

Palpatine/Mara is scary and Jar-Jar/Padme... *runs to the bathroom*

 

It's a good thing that we have regulations for interspecies coupling, the main one being that the species must be played by a person in a suit. However, there are a couple of problems with that...

In two scenes, Yoda was played by a person in costume. And Jabba was played by five people in one giant costume!

Make of that what you will.

 

Also interesting in that Hutts are hermaphrodites.

 

Hm... I'm not sure if my response to that is board friendly.