JCC Name the Baby

Elvendork.

It's unisex.

 

Smack the hell out of both the parents and just point at them until they pick a name. The parents must be some real ****.

 

I like Summer. If nothing else, because this woman's name is Summer. But seriously... Summer. It's a nice season.

 

I'd love to watch you explain to your daughter that you named her Summer because it was the name of some chick you wanted to bang.

 

people who would name their daughters after chicks they want to bang generally aren't having sex so it all works out.

 

I thought this thread was fairly crap. But now it's revealed VVM is a sad virgin, desperately seeking sex. Which explains a lot.

Gob bless you, thread. Gob bless you.

 

I suggested The Condom Broke. They weren't too receptive to that one for some reason.

 

Conne

 

Hey, it's not my kid. Who cares if she's named after a chick I want to bang? Also, seriously, summer. It's better than winter. And stuff.

 

Leia

 

i seem to recall from the pic thread that he's better lookin' than like 90% of y'all so you might want to back off

 

He doesn't mind, because he knows I want to make sweet love to him. My mangina is his for the taking.