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$4 million worth of pot found scattered on a California beach.

$24K Girl Scout cookie hoax.

 

Non profit group buys house across from Westboro idiots, paint it LGBT colors and open it as gay rights center.

 

Scotland may allow Jedi to perform marriage ceremonies

 

Man pleads guilty to wearing clown mask in packed movie theater, causing panic.

 

Uh, it's a bit more egregious than that headline lets on:

So it's a modern variant on shouting fire in a crowded theater. The reason they were snagged under an anti-mask law is because it had stiffer penalties and prosecutors are jerks like that.

 

Schools put on lockdown when ‘Fresh Prince’ song is misinterpreted




Apparently, the line "shooting some b-ball" sounds too much like "shooting some people"....and the only rational thing to do was start a district-wide panic and put all the schools on lockdown....

 

Yeah, your a few days behind that Aytee-Aytee I believe that was posted a page or two back.

Wife-cooking chef sentenced.

 

Hmm. I must have missed it. Oh well.

 

I actually I don't see it. Must have been posted in the derp thread instead.

Gates' foundation offers $100K to build a better condom.

 

The Fresh Prince thing got its own thread, actually.

 

Tell me there is an animated gif of this.

 

It was hard enough just to find that screencap. You'd think the phrase "superman 2 prison escape" would yield results, but no.

 

I've got a bridge to sell you.

 

Wrong body with right clothing in casket.

 

Either The Punisher or Rorschach is alive and well and operating in Mexico

 

ANUS TEAR!

Well, ouch.

 

Yep. Toyed with putting that in the WWF/TNA thread. It was during Jerry Lynn's final match.

 

uh..okay....or a jigsaw-ish beginner

 

Nigerian children can now enroll at the new Pinky and the Brain Daycare and Primary School

http://pinkyandthebrainschool.com.ng/index.php

 

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"

"I think so Brain, but why would a school in Africa be named after us?"

 

Sea lion pup discovered in a planter.

This poor little guy. We're all getting very worried down here. Over 250 pups have been rescued this year by local services, all for being malnourished and not eating. We have close to 100 in our rescue pools right now, and no one knows what's going on.

 

Hope you get some answers soon and that those in your rescue pools make full recoveries.

Driver says he blacked out from drugs before crash that injured 10.

 

Not wacky.

 

Fight over woman leads to death when one man literally shoves his foot up the other guy's ass.