Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

NO COLLEGE! *Shoots rubber bands at everyone from the back of the classroom*

 

*Blocks them with a conveniently-placed textbook*

 

*starts collecting the rubber bands that fall to the floor*

 

*Whistles a tune while working on a new toy, completely ignoring the teacher, the class and the classroom*

 

*looks up in surprise*

There is a teacher?

 

lexu ?

 

A teachers? Here? *looks around* There are no teachers here.

 

We used to have teachers. We got rid of them after the spectacular failure of the last scores-improvement scheme where underperforming teachers got punched by professional boxers when the students got questions wrong.

 

I'm waiting for wage garnishments to occur due to poor student performance.

 

Teacher: "Robbie, what is three plus four?"
Robbie: "Eight" *PAWNCH*
Robbie: "uh, twelve!" *PAWNCH*
Robbie: "Eight!" *PAWNCH*
Teacher: "You already said eight!"
Robbie: "uh, uh, thirty two! six! eleven! fifteen!" *JAB JAB JAB PAWNCH*
Teacher: "Stop guessing!" *PAWNCH*
Students: "THREE! FOUR! SIX! ELEVEN! EIGHT! FOURTEEN! TWENTY-THREE! TEN!"
Announcer: "AND SHE'S DOWN!"

 

Cartoony violence is good.

 

*Tackles Zarks* *war cry*



*BOUNCE*

 

*Groans on the floor*

It's not good for me maybe...

 

[Face_rotfl]

Sent from a Galaxy far away via R2-N6

 

*gets out hotdog launcher and begins launching hotdogs at everyone*

 

mmm hotdogs.

 

*grabs some that have fallen onto the floor and bounces them off the other people here, especially Bardan's Bucket because it makes a nice 'bounce' sound.*

 

*is having hot dogs for dinner*

 

*is having chili dogs for dinner*

Gotta pull out the grill in about 2 hours actually.

 

mmm chili dogs.

 

*is having leftovers*

 

*Is having chicken something something*

 

*squirts ketchup on everyone*

*is having turkey hot dogs for dinner *