JCC the odd and interesting world of drums

i want to launch my body into this set of drums. into what set of drums do you want to launch your body?

 

DRUM CIRCLE!

 

looks like you will need to kick that lady out of the way first.

 

I don't want to launch myself into a set of drums, I just came here to watch other people do it.

 

that is acceptable, as long as you are fantasizing about launching yourself into a set (or collection/array, as leona does) as you watch.

 

Fair enough.

 

*whew*

 

that girl should get a longer dress. i think i saw the baby.

 

My friend launched himself into some drums and died horribly.

 

that's another thing - the baby could be harmed. so we need to kick that lady out of the way, and in the process save that baby.

your friend didn't do it right, i are. you aren't supposed to DIE.

 

The drums came alive and ate him. They were evil drums possessed by Sauron.

 

ok now you are just losing me.

 

You've never had drums try and attack you? Good. It's truly terrible.

 

Internets lost you on his story, when back in December you were convinced Unicron was going to swallow the Earth?

 

there was some compelling evidence.

 

Judging by the spacing of the metal clamps surrounding that bass drum, that woman has one jabbed up her sphincter.

 

yes juliet, there are things that are plausible, and things that are just not plausible in the least bit. unicron's destruction of the planet was plausible (i saw his glowing eyes hiding amongst the sweep of stars in the night sky), and a set of drums coming to life and attacking/ingesting people is not plausible.

 

Why else would she be sitting there like that?

 

hmm i did not take that into account. we will need to carefully lift her off the metal clamp first, then kick her out of the way.

 

I was terrible at set. I did 8 years of concert percussion and drum line, but could never get the coordination to play set. I miss my mallet percussion, though.