JCC things you thought today but kept to yourself

"DAMN. IT. Could the conversation stop so I can call trump?"

 

"My door will be closed when people are here tomorrow, so no one will know if my room is a mess."

 

Wow... He really is as stupid as he looks.

 

"I swear to god if you talk for much longer, I will rip my own arm off and beat you to death with it."

 

This. All the time.

"Oh gods I overslept. She doesn't need to know that these are yesterday's clothes. Why did I go to bed at 9 in the morning?!"

 

Many of these thoughts are things I'd actually say instead of keeping to myself

 

Some of these people really need to read up on their physics.

 

Admit it. You often don't refrain from saying things along those lines.

 

I cannot believe what an abhorrent human being you are. Note that I'm using "human being" here purely because as a biological reality as opposed to an assessment of your actual worth.

 

"Perhaps I should only take half-dose of cough medicine? ....Naaah"

Fast forward to two hours later and everything's slow motion.

 

IIIIIIIIIIIIt iiiiiiiiiisssssssssss?

 

That explains The Matrix

 

"I didn't ****ing ask, just put your change in the tip jar and I won't stab you with the Indonesian Fighting Spoon."