JCC Improve the condom, get $100,000 from Bill Gates

There is a small version... they just don't call it small... they call it "snug."

 

At high pressure and with industrial equipment, yes. That's to make sure they meet the standards for strength before breaking so manufacturing errors can be caught. It doesn't mean they'll fit everyone in normal use. "XL's" and "magnums" have names tailored to the male ego, obviously, but there is a wide variety of sizes besides those and "snug" (lol).

 

Finally!

So this is what it sounds like, when doves cry.

 

How about a condom that can also work as a gun in case terrorists invade the house?

 

Would be bad if it went off accidentally, akin to Superman jizzing, I imagine.

 

Then Donald Trump would be the one offering the 100K reward.

 

Plastic cups?

 

Dip your boner in quick-drying epoxy resin.

One hundred grand please, Bill.

 

How a bout a condom that also functions as a condo?

 

Who needs that! I have foreskin enough for two.

 

Bacon flavored condoms

 

this thread is by far one of the weirdest subject matter ideas ever...

and the ideas are also full of lol

 

I propose we put your icon picture on every condom. That hideous visage is sure to put women off sex.

 

Hmm, it's a tough choice. But as chocolate flavor exist, and improvements are required, bacon wins the day.

 

what about chocolate bacon?

 

We're supposed to be improving condoms, not de-valuing life.

 

So....a Sex Pistol?

 

What freaked me out about the condom I tried was that it fit perfectly.

 

Your input on the subject matter as always is so deep and thoughtful.

 

Someone doesn't want sausage to taste like bacon.

 

If Mr Gates had been paying more attention, he would have read the two-month old news and realised his idea is not needed.


He can keep his money and continue to use it in his overseas charity work instead. Or for whatever else he wants to do, like buy yachts.

 

That story isn't really detailed enough, it's one study, journalistic reporting of science, Gates isn't saying sex with condoms is awful, improving the condom has a lot to do with his work overseas, hopefully it distracts him from his misguided school reform in the States, blah blah blah.

Also, I'm SHOCKED that women find sex more pleasurable when it doesn't hurt. Thanks NY Daily News!