JCC Should I let my cat out

My cat I have is quite the mouser. No mouse survives more then a day. She watches outside the window at every bird in the trees. Really worries me. I live next to a busy road but I have three acres behind me for her to explore. I am not worried about the traffic I am worried about her many gifts she will be giving me in the form of dead animals. Should I let her out or keep her in and entertain her with various toys and the like. She also runs around the apartment any time she wants so she has space. But she is meowing at all the birds that are now visiting the yard. I live on the second story so she can see everything.

 

Go out with her.

 

Blindfold the cat.

 

Release some mice into your house, say five. Time how long it takes her to catch them all. Do this repeatedly, and see if she can beat her personal best.

 

Dress up as a bird and chase her, see how she likes it.

 

Move into an underground lair. No windows, mo problem.

 

Make her sign a written agreement stating will do no harm.

 

We don't care what you do with your pussy.

 

Attach an alarm to the cat that constantly rings. It won't get close to other animals.

 

no, let your belt out instead.

 

Remove the cats legs.

 

Buy a dog to kill your cat.

 

Buy a second pacifist, vegetarian cat, skilled in negotiation. The new cat can go out with the current cat and persuade her not to attack other animals.

 

Name your cat David De Gea. The cat will then be unable to catch anything.

 

Buy a bag of peas, and give to your cat. Say to her, "instead of killing other animals, give peas a chance."

 

Install CCTV in your entire area, with feeds going back to monitors in your apartment. Stay vigilant.

 

Buy a Diggy.

 

Distract your cat by getting her a job as CFO of Apple.

 

In the dead of night, go out and catch all birds and mice in your area yourself.

 

Determine the location of all mouse holes and bird nests in the area. Set up elaborate cat traps around them.

 

Be grateful. Skin all animals she catches and see them into cat-sized dress.

 

Make the cat convert to Buddhism. Remind her she could be killing her own mother.

 

Move to a planet that has no mice or birds.

 

Diggy pls.