~-^-~ Cloud City Cantina [Version 13.0]: One Flew Over the CCC Nest ~-^-~

Like the butt warmers in a car seat

 

Yes. Except it won't warm your butt. Unless you're really stretchy

 

*stumbles in*

 

New person!

*Slaps down on a cockroach and puts a rug over the rat droppings*

Nice to meet you!

 

Classy joint. Normally I wouldn't play a small place like this, you know I need this place like I need a shotgun blast to the face but I figured I go out and do a small place.

 

What's on the lineup today?

 

You do need a shotgun blast to the face...

 

I was thinking a few songs, a comedy portion, the usual entertainment.

 

Volare!
Whoa, whoa.
Cantare,
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
I got the wings of your love,
I got the wings of a dove.
I got the... uh............
the chicken wings from Eh, Kentucky Fried...


Oh...

Whoop do doo,
Whoop de die,
Stick a needle in your EYE...

Like I said, I need this place like I need a shotgun blast to the face!

Eh, forget the song.

 

.. that was awkward

 

Tell me about it...

 

Let's meet the audience here....

 

I'll be back later.

 

Um...this is really awkward...

 

So

 

*falls asleep*

 

Wake up Volshe!

 

What is with everyone and the big text?

 

So, guys. I'm gonna be serious with you (yes, actually).
I have to make some adjustments in my.. everyday routines in order to get back on track. I've got some serious bags under my eyes. Which means I'm tired. (I'm sorry, it's hard to stay serious for a long time for me, I much prefer being weird). No seriously. I have to work on some serious sleep issues. (Is it starting to sound serious? How many times have I said serious so far?). Aaaaand. I seriously have to start sleeping. POINT BEING! Seriously. That I need a bed time. Like a four year old. It might help. I don't know. (This is getting quite serious, I'm starting to feel weird about it). Soo! Good night < that was my point all along. Or, that I have to say more good night from now on. So from now on. This is good night for me. I'm serious.

 

night!!

 

...

 

Shira

kneel

(you're doing your ... again)

 

*kneels, wondering why she's kneeling*