Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

What if the Duros are Whill?

 

Where there's a Whill there's a way.

 

*chokes, gags*

Those are terrible.

And he's Duros.
Or he was. He lost This Is Madness, and it nearly destroyed him. He smashed his face in, then finally got facial reconstruction surgery and the surgeons messed up and he has a nose now. He's renamed himself Thrawn and is determined to destroy the Rebellion!

 

Did you know that Earthmen can also be born with blue skin? The Fugate family of Kentucky became known for passing the blue gene around through inbreeding so that they became known as the "Blue Fugates". True story.

Hell, reality contradicts the EU less than Cad Bane!

 

Blue humans?

So you're saying Cad Bane may in fact be Chiss?

 

No, silly. Chiss may in fact be Cad Bane.

 

We never see Cad Bane and Thrawn in the same place, do we?

 

I sometimes lie awake at night, imagining all the horrible ways I want to kill this thread.

 

It's the Tay Vanis (Post lobotomy) of Lit threads

 

Not at the same time, even.....

 

He's Duros

 

But are Chiss Duros? Or even Bane himself? Could Cad Bane be Thrawn after severe injuries and reconstructive surgery?

 

WILL INSTANTDEATH CHANGE EVERYTHING?

 

You can't kill it! We haven't answered the main question yet! Cad Bane does he do trading the EU?!?!?!

 

Do trading the EU? Ha ha lol

 

LOOK SIR! DUROS!







PS: Is Lucas aware with SW he too sold the rights to his image and character so that Disney can tell any story they want with Lucaslikeness for the Baron? oh the possibilities to mock him...

 

He's Pantoran.

Darn autocorrect!

You know what I mean.

 

given certain Fashion trends he could be Q


One move of his fingers and the old CW timeline was no more there is evidence

 

Ha ha lol of course. Just had to say it

 

In a few years time, when he stands up in front of a university audience to give a speech on international aid and the work he has been doing for charity, everyone in the audience will just be asking themselves: "Hey, isn't that Baron Papanoida?"

 

A gun isn't good enough. Much too quick. I was thinking of smashing its kneecaps and digging out its entrails with a rusty spoon. That way I can watch while it slowly (incredibly slowly, if this thread is any indication) dies.

 

we need a Baron Papanoida spinoff movie, series etc. and lots of new papanoida statues and toys!

they will reveal the secret love affair and partnership in crime between Papanoida and Sy Snootles that lead to Papanoida becoming Black Sun Prince before Xizors rise to power.. he then continues to fund Beldorions excellent collections of Huttese.. ya know.. and assists in designing the prototype of the Wookiee fun chair from the holliday special as main device to market Beldorions glorious enterprise full of vids and worse, with Rotta the Hutt becoming Beldorions protegé and inheritor later...

 

Does Cade Bane contradict thread bumping?

 

You're supposed to be INSTANT Death, not Long-bloody-and-very-long-and-drawn-out Death