JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WACKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

Maybe I should go to prison and start a pizza trading outfit.

 

Happy Cox found after lengthy search.

 

Middle school kid charged after refusing to remove NRA T-shirt.

You know, I can kind of understand how the T-shirt might be construded as advocating violence in light of recent events with the NRA, but geez Louise, the sensible thing to do would have been to just suspend the kid and send him home, not call the police and have him charged with a misdemeanor.

 

Or make him turn it inside-out.

 

They asked him and he refused, hence, my suggestion of just simply suspending him.

 

As many of you know, the George W. Bush Presidential Library is now open.

President Obama attended the opening ceremony....

 

I'm not sure what is wackier here...

Piece of Hijacked 9/11 Airplane found wedged between two Manhattan buildings... in 2013

Or CNN reporting this as "Breaking News."

 

It was 'breaking news' on my MSNBC alert too.

 

Local 1970s game show "Bowling For Dollars" making a comeback

What's next, "Hit The Buzzer, Win A Cookie"?

 

Infant girl in Chile declared to be the Antichrist.... then sacrificed on a bonfire.

 

That's ridiculous. If you go by Nostradamus the Antichrist is clearly Obama.

 

Loud boom was police call.

 

Bank robber literally caught with his pants down.

 

6-inch "alien" skeleton is real, is human, and was an 8 year old child of Chilean decent.




http://news.yahoo.com/alien-looking-skeleton-poses-medical-mystery-201222636.html

 

Bizarre, Racist, Sexist commercial


(that somehow has something to do with why people should buy Mountain Dew)

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Mountain Dew Under Fire for 'Most Racist Commercial in History'​

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Picture a grim police line-up with five young African American men in stereotypical "thug" garb, and a goat. That's just the opening shot.​

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PepsiCo has announced it is pulling its new ad for Moutain Dew after a storm of criticism this week. Social commentator Dr. Boyce Watkins wrote on his blog that the spot was "arguably the most racist commercial in history." He continues, "Mountain Dew has set a new low for corporate racism. Their decision to lean on well-known racial stereotypes is beyond disgusting. This doesn't even include the fact that the company has put black men on par with animals."​

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The one-minute ad (the link is gone in most places but you can still see it by clicking here) shows a badly beaten blonde Caucasian woman approaching the line-up on crutches. A white male warden says, "We got 'em all lined up, nail the little sucker." The goat, in a raspy male voice bullies her with phrases, "keep your mouth shut, I'm going to do ya when I get out," "ya better not snitch on a playa'," and "snitches, get stitches, fool." The woman becomes hysterical and runs from the room. As the ad ends, you can hear her screaming off-screen.​

 

??????

Who the hell in their advertising department thought THAT was a good idea to pitch, let alone FILM AND AIR!???

Who ever greenlighted and let this 'idea' pass all the way through the airwaves needs to lose their job. Now.

 

Surely, I can't be the only person that noticed this....






I hereby dub the Tiny Humanoid as "Sir Cornholio".

 

Cops: Man steals ice cream; slugs clerk.

 

Actual quote: "My son was not a reckless person. He decided to try what he thought was acid..."

 

BEHOLD! Baba Ganesh[/ur]

 

Looks more like vaginal STI.....

 

15 year - old girl charged with making series of bomb threats.

 

Let's up the Slayer fans put the carnage up on YouTube.