Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Well the extreme right has been blaming Obama for the bombings since almost the very minute they happened (I did a good chunk of blocking on Twitter that day), so I can't say I'm surprised.

 

Louie Gohmert Republican: "But this administration has so many Muslim brotherhood members that have influence that they just are making wrong decisions for America"

This is now a long term Beck item. It's like Coast To Coast AM in our daily news.

 

I liked purely for the reaction pic. Captures mine perfectly.

 

Turkish guy: "All autistic kids are atheists and atheism is a form of autism."

I'll have this guy know that while I do have an autism-spectrum disorder, my religious beliefs fall more towards the agnostic end of things, thank you very much

 

LOL what?!

The Turkish guy, not you DantheJedi

 

The head of their dept of health and education. Whew. We have the same problem here with the House Science Committee.

 

The House Science Committee is right now, for me at least, the biggest embarrassment I suffer for being an American since the Cheney administration.

 

I tried to warn everyone here a few months ago but I was shot down.

 

Not sure if this is true or not, but if it is it belongs here.

 

IF YOU'RE FAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT...

 

Please tell me his Twitter account was hacked because I... I...

The current Tea Party/GOP makes me lose more brain cells by the day *headdesk*

 

GOP hass made mee stoopid.

 

This has been coming for a while. The newly increased awareness of autism spectrum disorders due, I guess, to the internet has led to right-wingers and Christians categorizing people who don't agree with them as feckless nerd auties.

 

This is too funny to possibly be real

 

My guess is that the Fappy thing is some kind of performance art.

 

It's a parody of evangelical premarital abstinence campaigns. And a very good one. Love Fappy's Facebook page!

Also, May is National Masturbation Month.

 

I just checked out Fappy's facebook page. That is some seriously hilarious stuff. I really hope that tweet was real.

 

That has to be a joke....i mean..."Fappy the Antt-Masturbation Dolphin"?

Either John Kasich is screwing with his Twitter followers, or someone got happy with PhotoShop.



EDIT -- It's fake. From "SuperOfficialNews.com".

Basically, a poor man's Onion.

here's another one:

 

Well that sparks a whole new debate. It is "fap" or fwap"?

I was listening to my usualy radio shows and came across a local station on the AM dial that is another right wing Koch brothers Clear Channel station. The interview guest has a book coming out about the "hoax" of climate change. About how we are better off since oil replaced wood because way back then people inhaled all the wood burning residue and that was worse than burning oil. Also water was dirty and somehow oil makes it all clean. About how oil is good for everyone and does not hurt the enviornment at all and is in fact better for the environment because:

1. It's all natural so nature does not hurt nature.

2. God. God made oil so it's ok.

3. I stopped listening after that.

 

Is no climate change in Latvia. Only cold and sadness.

 

Glenn Beck: "God must destroy us."

"He has got to destroy us," warned Beck. "We are becoming an affront to him in every step of the way. We are denying his existence. We are denying his power. We are slapping him in the face."


There's video.

 

You know what's inherently horrible? I can't prove the existence of god, but I can prove the existence of Glen Beck.

 

I can't, therefore, he's not real.

 

Is that the royal We?