JCC What are you drinking?

Coffee with hazelnut creamer.

 

Just regular coffee. Coffee coffee coffee.

 

After a nice warm day of yardwork, preparing the fire pit, tending to our chickens, and laying out a medicine wheel garden, it is now officially PBR o'clock.

*Pabsturbates*

AHBY!

 

La Fin Du Monde, it's the first time I try it and it's delicious.

 

Yuengling. It's one of those Loyalist beer tendencies that I have.

 

Bud Light Lime-A-Rita... you normally don't associate Bud Light (due to it be truly one of the crappiest beers out there) with good taste, but I think this malt beverage is one of the best out there. At 8% abv, it's got enough sock to get you going after two tall cans, and it's one of smoothest, best tasting drinks you'll ever have.

 

Coffee with Irish cream (creamer). Yum!

 

Coffee with cinnamon spiced rum. Rummy!

 

Nothing. Well is dry. Goats are dead. Have only dirt.

 

You could urinate in the dirt and have that.

 

Strawberry iced tea.

 

Anyone here ever shop at Total Wine?

 

"And then the kids go and (hic) bring home this ******* cat (hic)... shtoopid-ass ******* cat..."

 

^^ Diarrhea in a can...

 

But less "squishy."

 

When it comes out the next day, it is.

 

You mean, "When it comes back up."

Still...I can think of a lot of things that burn twerk diarrhea without giving you a snap drunk.



My liver's melting Gangnam style.

 

Orange juice

 

I've never had any issues of the liquefaction kind after drinking PBR...I suppose I'm one of the lucky ones.

 

Without Vodka..... without VODKA!!????

Your soul, marked by its fall from grace, will be the first to be claimed by Ba'al.

That and like other weird ****....

 

I have a track meet tomorrow, otherwise I would pour so much vodka into that orange juice.

 

Oh, and like we've all put up with that ***-of-an-excuse before....


"I can't make it to the human sacrifice... I have track."

****!

Track. The Devil waits...

 

Don't worry. The meet is at home and ends at 2, so tonight, I shall cinco into destruction.