JCC Report Everything You Ate Today

I would form that paste into balls, bread them, and deep-fry them in goose fat.

 

you might as well let your family drink Windex, fast food is utter trash.

 

I really need to do that My Fitness Pal food diary again. I'm having too much sugar and carbs.

 

-3 glasses of JD on the rocks

-8 hot, spicy chicken wings

-A bacon/fudge smothered brownie

-A double double from In N Out

-3 XXL burritos from Del Taco

-1 Cobb salad

 

I just ate a tortilla spread with peanut butter. It's one of my juvenile "guilty pleasure" snacks.

 

NO ONE NEEDS THIS MUCH FOOD.



anyways,

1 poppy seed muffin
1 coffee
1 small bowl whole wheat pasta + pesto

 

NO ONE HAS THIS MUCH FOOD.

 

Today was a terrible food day:

1/2 carrot cupcake from Panera
1 cup orzo pasta salad with arugula and feta cheese
2 cups of whole wheat spaghetti with tomato basil sauce

SO MANY CARBZ

 

Salted pork and orc meat. I'm not proud of this.

 

Cereal. Mini bagel. 6'' Subway sandwich.

 

4 medium Domino's pizzas
1 bucket of KFC fried chicken
1 bag extra crunchy potato chips
2 packages of cookies
1 bag of chocolates
4 liters of cola
2 liters of orange soda
1 bowl of Asian soup noodles
4 donuts

 

- A breakfast shake
- cesar salad for lunch
- handful of M&Ms
- Protein/meal bar
- Dinner: still trying to decide.

 

aww poor guy probably has a glandular problem...

 

Poor guy my ass. One less person like him in the world and the Sudan could eat for a year.

 

I have decided to switch my pasta to pizza combos. I have been healthy for too many weeks. Everyone needs to be updated on this change.

 

Actually, I was just going to say: If you keep up this diet, you'll live to be 102. But then I thought, What do I care anyway.

 

http://boards.theforce.net/threads/zow-ive-burned-myself-with-a-hot-pocket.7970610/

 

I thought orcs are supposed to eat humans, not the other way around.

 

I'm a cunning person and was very very hungry.

 

Today I ate way more than usual.

2 chobanis, and handful of almonds and a banana for breakfast

1/2 chilled, cracked crab, 1 bowl of clam chowder and a little bread, 1 whole tomato for lunch. Also a beer.

1/2 roasted chicken, a little bread, and some fried plantains and half an empanada for dinner. Also a beer.

And then Oreos for dessert!

Usually I eat less meat and more veggies, but dads in town so we're splurging!

 

How do you eat a whole tomato with food? Do you eat it like an apple?

 

One can eat a tomato many different ways.

 

That's some dinner. Oy. "Empanada" can mean a couple of things here in my end of the woods. So was it empanada as in a turnover or as in a breaded piece of steak?