Full Series TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

And then we have Savage Opress being referred to as Randy...

 

"Wipe this pathetic planet from the face of the galaxy!"

 

I used to hate that name, then I embraced it.

(Whose idea was it to call him that, again?)

 

Pre Vizsla: Surrender now, Jabba! You hut'uunla, shabla osik!
Jabba: Sie batha ne beechee? Echuta koochoo Stuka Crispo!
Maul: ....

Translation:
Vizsla: Surrender now, Jabba! You cowardly, screwed-up [redacted]!
Jabba: You talking to me? [Redacted] idiot Death Watch!

 

-Kiss me now you fool, because i love you!-

 

Pre Visla: What makes you think we'll listen to you?

Hutt: Because two hutts are better than one.

Ba-dum-bum!

 

Sidious finds the perfect way to torture his former apprentice:


Sidious: Now that you're at my mercy, I think I'll start spittin' some verses!
Maul: Have mercy! Please! Anything but your rhymes! PLEASE!


Sidious: Oh yes. (ZAP!)
I'ma drop a thunderbolt / Go Zeus on you haters
Now I'm in the suit / Looking like a stormtrooper


Maul: AAAARRRRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

It would be awesome to see a dark sider Plo Koon. Lord Plo Koon the powerfull sith ordering his imperial army to wipe out a whole planet:

 

Maul: Rest assured Kenobi I shall have my revenge!
Obi-Wan: Why? Was it because I sliced you in half and caused your body to fall down a reactor in retaliation for killing my former Master?
Maul: What? No. Not that. It's because you never told me that I had a mustard stain on the front of my cloak! Do you have any idea how many people were snickering at me that day?!
Obi-Wan: Tee-hee!
Maul: Stop laughing!

 

To offer an alternative comeback on that...

Pre Visla: What makes you think we'll listen to you?

Hutt: Because, unlike some other Hutts, I can speak with a Huttese accent!

 

Vizsla: Dammit we should have brought our own translator. I think alot of getting lost in translation since the Hutts are laughing at our death threats.
Maul: Or they are just laughing at your face.
Savage: Burn!

 

Tarkin: Deep in the jeans she's wearin' I'm hooked and I can't stop starin' oh baby I wanna get wit ya and take your picture.
Fives: Oh geez is Tarkin spitting rhymes again? He can't rap. He should just stop.
Rex: You should see his dance moves; they're even worse. I still have nightmares from time to time...
Fives: Catchin' a glimpse of ol' Tarkin's moves was a little too much for ya eh Rexy old boy?
Rex: Sometimes I really hate you Fives.
Tarkin: Would you two just quit your yapping? You're cramping my style.
Ahsoka: Tarkin, you can quit staring at me now.
Tarkin: Now, why would I be staring at you Padawan Tano? *shifts eyes and pulls out camera* *cough* (click) *cough-cough-cough* (click-click-click).
Ahsoka: You all right back there?
Tarkin: Oh, I’m fine. I just have something stuck in my throat. *ahem* (click) It's gone now.
Ahsoka: Okay then.
Random Clone Trooper: Ohhhhh...why did I have that enchilada for lunch?

 

''Ahsoka........Ahsoka......Plo's changed his mind again.....he wants beansprouts instead of noodles....oh, and a coke!!''

 

''PADME!!! 4 double vodkas, 1 jagerbomb and a bag of nuts, you tell half the senators in the known galaxy to ***k off, then pass out!!! That's the last birthday do for Bail Organa I let you arrange!!! PADME!!!

 

Anakin: Nooooooo! It's not fair! Why can't Lucky Charms just be all marshmallows?!

 

Anakin: But I am tall enough to ride this ride!

 

''oooh me, I'm half an hour late and I can't remember where I parked!!!''

 

''Anakin...do you get the feeling that we're being watched?????''

 

Ahsoka: Oh kriff! I think I left the gas burner on back in the Temple kitchen! Now the Council's definitely gonna kill me!



"Oh for the love of the Force, WHY?"

 

Maul: You watched as I gutted your master. How did that make you feel, Obi-Wan?
Kenobi: You don't have a penis anymore. How does that make you feel?

 

Soooooo, apparently I drank from the weaponized LSD bottle by mistake... and it is ALL hitting me right now.

/gascon insanity sequence

 

RESERVOIR D SQUAD

"Lets go to work!"

 

Cody - "Oh well look at the time, i'm late for my Yoga class"

 

Cody: When I find the one that pulled that nasty prank with my real helmet. I'm tossing them out the airlock.