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Lit A/V The Force Awakens and the EU [TAGGED spoilers.]

Discussion in 'Literature' started by TypoCelchu, Oct 30, 2012.

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  1. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Ababwa.

    Genuflect, show some respect
    down on one knee.
     
  2. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Now try your best to stay calm
    Brush up your Sunday salaam
    Then come meet his spectacular coterie
     
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  3. blackmyron

    blackmyron Chosen One star 7

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    BZZZT! I'm sorry, but that is exactly what happens in Tangled.
     
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  4. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    oh recent Disney movies don't count. especially since I haven't seen them

    I'm talking about traditional animation. :p
     
  5. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    GIFs are traditional.

    [​IMG]

    (Also, watch Tangled, it's lovely.)
     
  6. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    AND, reverse the genders and you get the plot from Cinderella. Where are your gods now, Jello?
     
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  7. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Animation in the newer ones is much better.
     
  8. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    (I endorse this message.)

    One day I plan to watch every canon Disney film in the production order, since I have only seen less than a half. But because of the vault business I only have some on VHS and a couple on DVD's. Why can't they just sell a "Disney 50" box in the same spirit as James Bond?

    Pocahontas?
     
  9. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Chosen One star 6

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    QFT even though I hate that abbreviation, in this case it feels wholly appropriate.
     
  10. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Vacationing in Ethiopia, obviously.
     
  11. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    How does regular sex require maintaining an equilibrium of human body mass from both participant creatures?

    Please explain that to me. :p

    (Just so I don't go and do something irregular you understand.)

    How do you know I didn't become a Smoke Monster? If Jack could have, why not I?

    Besides, time best spent elsewhere in both Lost and Lit has taught me that making sense does not come between cause and effect. So if I want to become a Smoke Monster, I will, dammit!

    *At this point I make spooky tikka tikka sounds*
     
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  12. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    Ask me again when you're older.
     
  13. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Touché, I guess.

    But I still don't see how gaining weight while having sex would invalidate the process.
     
  14. newdawn12

    newdawn12 Jedi Master star 4

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    Which character from the EU, do you want to see?
     
  15. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    That's some really long-lasting sex if that happens.
     
  16. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    But it would still be sex. The fact that the equilibrium of human body mass from both participant creatures would have been broken would not invalidate the coital process. Which means that regular sex is not dependent on the maintenance of human body mass equilibrium from both participant creatures.

    In fact, sex burns fat, so it could be argued that it is actually dependent on breaking said equilibrium.
     
  17. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Dude, what? You do understand that it's not possible to sustain sex long enough to gain or lose a significant amount of weight, right?
     
  18. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    God, only on a star wars forum do people get so technical about sex. It's ****ing sex, people. Not that complicated.
     
  19. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Yes, but even clipping your toenails would change your body mass. I am not talking about significant change, simply change.
     
  20. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Why, yes. Yes it is. [face_mischief]

    Starkeiller : If you're having sex and noticing a body mass change equal to a toenail, or thinking about toenails...you're probably doing it wrong.
     
  21. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    One time I took a poop and weighed my self before and after. There was a change there.
     
  22. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I was simply trying to prove CooperTFN wrong. Which I did, so..... :p
     
  23. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I liked the Disney conversation better.
     
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  24. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I thought this thread had taken quite an exciting turn myself.
     
  25. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Maybe we could combine the two?
     
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