Speculation In this thread, please fabricate "scoops" for Episode 7-9!

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Luke will get a cold and start breathing heavily which will make everyone around him very, very nervous.

 

Luke's taken on a new look since his black clothes and green saber days in ROTJ. Here's what you can expect for the next trilogy...

 

^ Hamill's line of "Don't %$#& with a Jedi Master, son." is going to be actual, repurposed dialogue.

 

Macklemore and Ryan just sent me a carrier owl handwritten message, their "Thrift Shop" song is going to be used in the trailer as the Skywalker offspring protagonist is shown on a madcap race through the Courscant underground! Rick McCallum would say that it's a "bold" choice but he's not allowed within 50 feet of Skywalker Ranch anymore.

 

Snoop Lion in talks to play multiple characters throughout Trilogy.

 

Surely you forgot "Keeping a dangerous/exotic animal as a pet" and well as "transporting a dangerous/exotic animal".

 

Yoda's race will finally be revealed. He was Sith all along!

"Lord of the Sith, you are not if anything we have to say about it!"

 

According to the latest ESSENCE Magazine, Samuel L. Jackson will revise his role as Mace Windu for the up coming Star Wars Episode VII. His role will be more of a mentor to Luke Skywalker as Obi-Wan was in Episode IV. When Jackson was asked about his return to Star Wars all he had to say was " %$#!+%, I'm just glad I'm still alive!"

 

Oh know. Will it be Mace Windu or Maace Windu, insane clone (replacing Jorus/Joruus C'baoth's role in the EU).

Edit: You can't have that word in posts, so you can't have it in a picture either. Please don't do that again.

Seriously, I could live with the return of Mace.

 

Sorry Won't happen again!

 

Jedirush2112 : The post I edited was Slash78's, not yours. His had a picture I had to remove. Your post saying "%$#!+%" was fine.

 

Oh ok! I tried to disguise it as much as possible.

 

This just in, the new wacky alien sidekick will now talk almost exclusively in "ampersand speak" throughout the ST. Sure it'll be the first ever R-rated Star Wars trilogy but it'll be dark and edgy and stuff.

 

Mace Windu come back & says get these ************* Sith of this ************* ship !!!..............

Edit: And there's another SLJ language edit. You've got to star out the whole word.

 

I heard through the grapevine that-much to the dismay of some fans, but not me personally of course-the ST is written in a galaxy far, far away...and in this case too far away...for any new actors to make the trip, and therefore the original cast members get to shine as the lone stars of the film! Oh yeah...

 

Apparently all the movies will completely suck for a various amount of reasons. One of them being the lack of a Fox Fanfare at the beginning.

 

EP7 is rated a worse movie than 'After Earth' but still takes $127 million opening weekend opposed to 'After Earths' $27 million.................

 

Love this new fan poster, Mark looks amazing

 

Just in case people aren't seeing the post edits made above for language... please watch the language here. Pictures with disallowed words in them aren't allowed, and those words have to be starred out completely in the text of posts.

 

Disney's viral marketing department just told me that due to the increasing importance of social media, most of/if not all of Ep. 7's look and plot points will be based upon fan-made content that gets the most likes/views/retweets. Oddly, Trisha Biggar just stared 5000 twitter accounts and started retweeting her own content for costume ideas.

 

Nightsisters to appear in the ST

 

Without a doubt - the best one yet

 

and this charcter will be played by.......THE RATED R SUPERSTAR......EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Lindsey Lohan turned down a role in the upcoming Star Wars movies and was quoted as saying "because, like, it's a total mess!"