Full Series TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

Hands up who's the most useless **** on the planet...


Adalia Edit: We get the idea its a bad word.

And please do not post one after another as it is considered spamming.

 

"Come along... you belong... feel the fizz of Cuckoo Cola..."

 

Anakin: I'm telling you that I'm the most powerful Jedi ever! Look! I can open my mouth wider than you can! That proves that I'm the best! And don't ask me how. It just does.

 

The vast majority of captions here are downright awful.

 

"Watch your mouth, soldier!"

 

Clovis: You turned her against me!
Anakin: You have done that yourself.
Clovis: You will not take her from me!
Anakin: Your anger and lust for power have already done that.

 

Ha Ha! There is gonna be one winner here and not just because we know who Anakin is, Clovis looks like an idiot!

 

Ahsoka: Master, I know its late right now, but I am really glad you decided to help me upload this video of Barriss, Chuchi, and I having a pillow fight to YouTube.
Anakin: Oh this is just ridiculous. What kind of person would be interested in watching a video of you three having a pillow fight at two o clock in the morning?

*Somewhere, someplace, outside the GFFA*:


Dave: Oh boy its two o clock in the morning! Time to check out YouTube.

 

In which Anakin convinces Ahsoka that leaving by the south stairway is just a bad idea. She agrees and leaves by the west stairway instead.

 

Darth Maul: Savage, did you take a look at that zoo I told you about?
Savage: Yes brother, but all they had was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu.


Darth Maul: Say another joke like that and I'll put you in a zoo!

 

Darth Sidious: I SAID I WANTED PARMESAN CHEESE... NOT CHEDDAR!


Darth Maul: I'm sorry!

 

Vader "I will find you Ahsoka Tano, I will find you and I will kill you"

 

Dooku: Sobeck, I demand that you give me those plans.
Sobeck: You cantina make me do anything.
Dooku: What? I just want info on the Jedi. I have no time for your jokes.
Sobeck: Oh you couldn't force me to make a crack at the Jedi.
Dooku: Stop, just stop. I don't want Jedi puns. I want Jedi information.
Sobeck: You know, I could make a Stormtrooper joke, but, they always miss.
Dooku: Arrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Where did THAT photo come from?

 

It's from RebelForceRadio's Facebook page.

 

Anakin: Tarkin I'm afraid I must tell you that nobody likes your rapping
Tarkin: What? Why that's simply preposterous! How can I be a bad rapper when I just cut a record deal?
Anakin: Tarkin I know that-wait what?
Tarkin: Yeah. I just released a CD this week. Its called My Foul Stench.
Anakin: But, Tarkin, you can't rap. You have no style.
Tarkin: Nonsense. I'm quite sure others will appreciate my musical talents. Why just today a critic praised my music by stating that my rapping skills are like Vanilla Ice trapped in a blizzard on Hoth with a wampa and mountains of tofu.
Anakin: Tarkin, I don't think that critic was praising your music.
Tarkin: And my just released single is the most unique song out right now: 'Republic Chix Drop n Shake Galore' by Tarkin featuring Pitbull.
Anakin: That's not unique. Pitbull gets featured with nearly everyone.
Tarkin: Well he never got featured with me before, so that makes my song unique.
Anakin: No, it doesn't. What kind of logic is that?
Tarkin: And my song is totally fresh. Like it has this dubstep wubwubwub beat and Pitbull's wearing sunglasses and he's all like 'Mr. Worldwide down in South Miami' and 'Tarkin up in Coruscant.' Then he speaks some gibberish, raps for a minute, and then I perform the rest of the song.
Anakin: That's...not fresh
Tarkin: And in the music video I invented a new dance. Its called the Tarkin Shuffle. Wanna see the video?
Anakin: Um, I think I'll pass.
Tarkin: Oh come on now. Sure you do. *takes out holorecorder and presses play* Here watch.
*a few minutes later*
Tarkin: Well what do you think of that General Skywalker?
Anakin: Um...it was good...very...good. (thinking) Oh geez Tarkin dances worse than Savage Opress hyped up on energy drinks. And I've heard better rapping from Yarael Poof. That music video almost made me turn to the Dark Side.

 

Satine: Did you see Jedi_Kenobi32's caption.
Obi-Wan: That's no caption, it's a script!

 

Pre Vizsla*:
I am the very model of a modern Mandalorian
I clear the room of bounty hunters human and Iridonian
I'm very good at strategy and explanations tactical
Follow my code of honor even when it is impractical
I'll wipe the floor of Jabba's guards Nikto and Gamorrean
I am the very model of a modern Mandalorian!

Satine: ....

*Sung to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General"

 

Karina: Nooooo! WatTamborWoo has discovered my diabolical scheme to enslave all of humanity! Curses! I've been foiled once again!

 

Talzin: "AVADA KEDAVRA!"

 

And now a moment of Anakin's internal thoughts:

Anakin: I don't understand my Padawan sometimes. For the first two years that I've known her she's worn a truly tiny tubetop. On a battlefield. Just running around wearing next to nothing. And now she wears this dress with a boob hole. Yet she gets all mad whenever someone tries to sneak a peek. Why just yesterday she smacked a Weequay in the face with her purse after he took a quick glance. Speaking of Weequays how come I see them everywhere? And when did my Padawan even get a purse? So random. I also see a lot of folks that look like Greedo. I wonder if they're related? Now what else? Oh I had to rescue my wife again.Then I had to attend this boring Jedi Council meeting where Yoda was talking this philosophy stuff that sounded like it came off of a couple of fortune cookies and personalized wine labels. Finally, I confronted and fought Dooku for the hundredth time. Believe me, I know it was for the hundredth time, I've been keeping track of it.

 

Nice catch.

 

Anakin - "I love having yellow eyes, it makes me feel like total badass, and can't wait to turn to Vader so it can be permanent muahahahah"