Full Series TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

SPOT THE IDIOT

 

Clearly, I say Lux. But if Bo-Katan has anything to say about this, it's Ahsoka, just before the former slaps the Togruta in the shebs.

 

That is one weird looking tree back there.

Also, this is an episode where Ahsoka's typical disinclination to wear the "standard Jedi" wardrobe actually paid off. If she had been rocking the robes-and-cloak getup, Death Watch would have known right away that they had a Jedi on their hands.

 

The Mandalorian in the background? It kinda looks like he's aiming for Bo-Katan.

 

"Treachery is the way of the Mando'ade..."

Or was that the Sith?

 

Lux: Phew! I thought they were gonna say I was the idiot!

 

Oh, but you are an idiot!

 

Lux : D'OH!

 

Now that we have (or had) Mauldalore, maybe it applies to both?

 

Nah, any True Mando'ade would tell you treachery is not their way. But the Death Watch, on the other hand...


"Never let the weak tell you what to do. Welcome to Death Watch!"

"Draar duumir te laandur rejorhaa'ir gar meg narir! Olarom bah Kyr'tsad!"


I should stay on topic by posting a true captioned image. Here goes:


BOOT TO THE HEAD!

Karma's a ***** Bith, ain't it?

 

Maul - "I shall take my boot and stick it in ur face and you will kiss it and then you shall bow to me, then you have my permission to die"

 

Mando with the Mohawk- " and Darth Shaemus hits the Brogue Kick!"

 

Lux: Pikachu is totally better!
Bo-Katan: Nuh-uh, Charzard!

 

In the name of Palpatine the first of his name, I, Pre Visla, Warden of Mandalore sentence you to die

 

Maul - "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you."

 

Admiral Trench: Argh! General, get me a refund on this game, Call of Duty: The Clone Wars, my own team mates keep killing me! You'd think choosing to play as the Jedi would get you more kills, but nope... And they keep calling me a noob, what does this even mean!?
Super Tactical Droid: Sir, may I suggest you actually ignite the lightsaber next round, instead of trying to melee everyone with a hilt?

 

Lux - "Look, I'm a idiot, a big fat idiot"

 

Trench: This Dish Network Holo hopper is just to much. Its a bunch of recorded holo-shows mashed together. I didn't even want to watch Football, Jumper, STDs, and The Clone Wars.

 

Satine: So I reckon you and this Darth Maul don't get along too well?
Obi-Wan: Yeah. He won't leave me alone. Always rambling about revenge and whatnot. Plus he likes to make me suffer in the most horrible ways imaginable.
Satine: How horrible Obi-Wan?
Obi-Wan: Well yesterday he made me watch Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Dragon Ball Evolution, and The Last Airbender all in one sitting.
Satine: Wow that is horrible.
Obi-Wan: And then he stole my credits and bought himself an Xbox One
Satine: Sweet pacifist potatoes!

 

Trench - "Why am I not dead, WHYY???? I should be"

Super Tactical Droid - "Cause sir, you are drunk"

Trench - "Oh, well that makes some sense".

 

Clone Trooper: Can I have a hug too?
Bossk: Wait your turn!

 

Rako Hardeen: I've got a clean shot of you, Kenobi.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Cheese!
Rako Hardeen: Wait, what?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Did you get my good side?
Rako Hardeen: No! I'm trying to shoot you!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, you're recording! Tell me when you're ready for my close up.
Rako Hardeen: *Facepalm*

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: She said we're breaking up, Yoda! What should I do? I've tried so hard to keep this relationship going, what have I done wrong?
Yoda: Talking about her signal, she is, not you two.

 

"Look - I know this outfit has a 'boob window', but my eyes are up here, okay pal?"