Full Series TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

"What do you think you're doing? Twisted Sister?! What kind of a padawan desecrates a defenseless holocron? I've got a good mind to force-choke your orange throat! You are destroying your life with that... that... that garbage! Alright, Miss Togruta padawan, I want you to tell me... no, better yet, stand up and tell all the younglings... WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!?!?!"

(Super extra megapoints to anyone under 35 who gets this reference)

 

"I WANNA ROCK!"

 

Commander Wolffe: I've just received new instructions from High Command. Execute Order 69! Ventress and Commander Tano, you're coming with us.
Ventress (struggling): NEVER! You perverted clones!
Wolffe: Ooof!

 

Shock Trooper "So you come back to die with ur city"

Ventress - "No, I came back to put on some make-up and a mask"

 

"Maul survived being cut in half? Hell, I survived being blown up twice, and I'm not even a Sith." - Trench.

 

"DO NOT TOUCH MY PRECIOUS"

 

Great Ghostbusters reference but this shot always reminds of of another 80's movive:

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to receive the powers of Greyskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! Yes! Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! Its energy flows... flows through me. Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people - They are nothing to me - the universe is power, pure, unstoppable power - and I am that force, I am that power! Kneel before your master... . Fool! You are no longer my equal. I am more than man, more than life! I am a god! Now. You... will... kneel! Kneel!

 

Cut one, someone did, hmmmm?

 

Well, hello scoundrel!

 

Yoda was right, someone did cut the cheese.

 

Smelled he has, dealt it he has, hmmmm?

 

"Drunk I am, should sleep I will"

 

Younglings: There's snow way we're going in there!
Ahsoka Tano: Icy what you did there.

 

"Disney, you evil traitors"

 

"From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask."

 

Plot twist?

 

"Padme, will you marry me?"

"Ew no, and I'm already married"

 

Yoda: My Emmys these are. Take them you will not.

 

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

 

Cody: I gotta get a new agent, I'm sick of all the bloody cameos and no screentime.

 

Anakin: Obi-wan, so now that your back with Duchess Satine we can kill her right.

 

"Choke, those Bruins did, amusing it is."

 

These little guys are so cute.

 

Younglings: We're not cute, we're Jedi!