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Cad Bane does he contradict the EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by fett 4, Feb 5, 2013.

  1. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    True. And a Chiss couldn't be breathing through his goddamn cheeks.....
     
  2. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Chosen One star 6

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    No, this confirms that the pipes are indeed continuity protection tubes, designed to protect the EU from the continuity contradictions created by Cad Bane's resistance to Force attacks that should otherwise had killed him.

    "Why didn't he choke to death?!"
    *points at continuity tube protectors*
    "Ah, yes, the power of the breathing tubes."
     
  3. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    So my best guess is he wears a lightning arrester too somewhere :p
     
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  4. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Master star 2

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    It's the hat. It acts as a lightning rod.:p
     
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  5. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    And it's lined with tinfoil to prevent Jedi Mind Tricks.
     
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  6. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Cad Bane why is this thread not active?

    So many questions so few answers and all people speak about ephemeral things like sequel trilogy and assorted crap but not talk Cad Bane's species? Why is the human fickle and vain?
     
  7. Samayel_

    Samayel_ Jedi Master star 2

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    He's Duros.
     
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  8. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Pretty sure that should have read "Because he's Duros."
     
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  9. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    If so does he contradict the Yuuzhan Vong?
     
  10. LelalMekha

    LelalMekha Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    [​IMG]
    Yo ho! Fiddle dee dee! Do what you want 'cause a Duros is free!
    He is a Duros!
     
  11. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Where are we on the whole Cad Bane does he contradict the EU thing, because I still want to know how do the EU get out of this one
     
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  12. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  13. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Strapping a bomb to a droid and throwing it down EU's ventilation shaft?
     
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  14. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Why not? After all, Cad Bane can do what Cad Bane wills but Cad Bane cannot will what Cad Bane wills.
     
  15. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I feel like I just stepped into 4chan. Must escape.
     
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  16. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    What is this "4chan" you speak of?
     
  17. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    What is 4chan?

    [​IMG]

    It's a bit like that, only much, much worse.
     
  18. Starkeiller

    Starkeiller Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Ah, Hell.... So many fond memories come back to me....​
    If this "4chan" is half as fun as Hell, it'll still be 10 times more fun than anything on earth.​
     
  19. Red.Two

    Red.Two Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Cad Bane does he contradict Rule 34
     
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  20. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yeah, there's no way I'm looking to find out [face_sick]
     
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  21. Esg

    Esg Jedi Master star 4

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    4chan can actually be funnier than this.
    Use the catalogue and hide threads like a real man like me
     
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  22. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I don't know if I'd go that far. I mean, this thread hasn't gotten into child pornography for shock value territory yet. 4chan's definitely one of the great sins of the internet. This thread... well, it's just Duros. Way, way too much Duros.
     
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  23. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Master star 2

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    DUROS!!!
     
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  24. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    And the cycle repeats. All is right with the world.
     
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  25. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    SUROD!!!
     
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