Full Series TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

"If people can’t trust not only the Chancellor's Office, but also don’t trust the Galactic Senate, and don’t trust Republic judges, to make sure that we’re abiding by the Galactic Constitution with due process and rule of law, then we’re going to have some problems here."

 

"Hmmm how shall I destroy the Jedi? Oh wait I know, i'll give them a batch of fresh hot cookies and a glass of warm milk"

 

Savage snaps Feral's neck.
Nightsisters gasp

Savage-"Nightsister's No sense of humor."

 

Palpatine: "And I promise a free cup of sugar free jogan fruit Jello for everyone at the end of this ceremony."

 

Not so much a caption, but a comment: I didn't notice it before, but it seems that even the feared and mystical Dathomirian Nightsisters have adopted the trendy "zettai ryouiki" look.

Not that I'm complaining...

 

Actually, now that I think about it some more... Ventress starts out as a pure baddie, but later warms up to and even becomes friends with our heroes. Combine that with the zettai ryouiki, and... could it be that the Nightsisters are all "tsunderes"?

 

Okay definitely had to look those two manga/anime terms up, but I think as far as Ventress yes she is def a tsunderes. The rest of the nightsister not so much.

 

*Meanwhile at Starbucks*:
Barriss: Where's my order? I've been waiting nearly twenty minutes for my tall 12oz vanilla latte, my bottled mocha Frappuccino, my venti ice water, my banana pecan walnut cake, some croissants, and half a dozen blueberry muffins! I will not leave until my order is fulfilled!
Anakin: (thinking) Boy I sure could go for some cinnamon rolls right about now...

 

Now that Disney owns Star Wars, prepare yourselves for:

Clone Wars: The Musical!​

I can show you my world
Zygerria, so splendid
Tell me, Jedi, when did
You last let your heart decide

I can open your eyes
Take you planet by planet
Over landscapes so perfect
On a wild brezak ride

A whole new world
A dazzling star you never knew
As we fly way up here, Kyber crystal clear
I'm now in a whole new world with you

 

"WAIT! You're holding it the wrong way!"

 

"I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of Ti tea. And I'm all out of tea!"

 

Circular_Logic

Remind me what eposide that was from? I don't remember Shaak having any actual battle scenes in TCW. I recall her training troops on Kamino but that was all.

 

It was ARC Troopers. Second episode of Season 3.

 

Bane- " This ones nice but I am looking for something Freakin sweet!"



K'Kruhk- "Go ahead I dare ya to Try!"

 

"Oh yes please, I am gonna become Indiana Jones, but as Indiana Bane"

 

Fives: And then I was all like "Oh I like totally pwned those n00bs. I mean I totally wiped the floor with them. Then afterwards I was all like, "I collected all this awesomesauce stuff before you all did! I was totally rubbing it in their faces you know. Then I said to them, "Ah hell yeah look at all my accomplishments baby! Victory never tasted so sweet!" Nobody and I mean nobody can beat the Fives! Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Jesse: Fives, all's you did was win a scavenger hunt. Get a grip.
Fives: Stop ruining my fun!

 

"ARRRRGGGHHHH! I get pwned by a bunch of Gungans? WTF? I thought they were going to make me awesome and able to defeat Jedi! Kriff it, I'm calling my agent! I didn't sign up for this!"

 

Caution: Mild Star Trek: Into Darkness spoilers follow. I was actually pleasantly surprised how that one particular scene in the film could fit Shades of Reason, with adjustments of course...



Satine: Why would the Death Watch leader ask a Sith Lord for help?
Maul: Because I am better than him.
Satine: At what?
Maul: At everything. Pre Vizsla needed to take back a civilized Mandalore without using your people's ancient, uncivilized means, and for that, he needed a Sith Lord's mind---my mind---to formulate a plan for takeover.
Satine: You're suggesting Vizsla would resort to working with criminals and black marketeers, simply because he wanted to exploit your intellect---
Maul: He wanted to exploit my savagery! Intellect alone is useless in a fight, Duchess! You're a pacifist, you can't even fight back against terrorists in your own city---how can you be expected to defeat foreign invaders? Vizsla used me to create a diversion. I helped him realize his vision of a Mandalore under the control of Death Watch, a restoration of your people's ancient warrior faith. And how did he thank me? By betraying me!
Satine: Hmmph. You deserved it. I saw you and your henchmen kill innocent Mandalorians!
Maul: He used my brother to control me. I tried to rescue him but I was discovered. I had no choice but to flee alone. And when I did, I had every reason to suspect that Vizsla had killed my brother. So I responded in kind. The Nightbrother is my family, Duchess. Is there nothing you would do for your family?
Satine: Not really. I'm not particularly fond of my sister...
Maul: No matter. Vizsla intends to transform your pacifistic people into warriors once again, and then set forth to war with both the Republic and the Separatists. Then he'll execute you as you bear witness to everything that you've accomplished here undone. Vizsla would finally have the war he talked about, the war he always desired.

 

Miraj: On ward Anikan, we much reach the guardians of Ga'hoole!