ST What would get you so mad that you would walk out of Episode VII?

I want one of the leads to be a manflesheating Ewok, yes. Sign me on that petition.

 

Where is this petition, I'd like to sign it!

""The main villain should be a manflesheating Sith Lord who actually happens to be three Ewok Sith Lords who stand on each other's shoulders and wear a long cloak to seem like one big person."

 

Well, if it involves Ewoks eating corpses... Let Robot Chicken make it.

 

No, that's not canon. Ewoks roast men alive on a spit over a wood fire.

 

"Hello, I'm Mara Jade."

 

Chewie being dead. (which he won't be)

 

Good luck getting that petition signed. Now, if it's Rancors eating Ewoks, i'll sign it in blood.

 

^ Promises, promises.

 

What would get me so mad that I would walk out of Ep. VII?

Whiny fans. Seriously, I hate it when people talk at the movies and if some wise-ass nerfherder starts trashing the film right there in the theater, I will either just walk out and see it another time or some tough Sith is about to come that persons way.

This. So much this.

 

Gungans.

 

A PG rating.

 

Disney will want as many seats in the movie theater as possible, and that includes the kids who will be asking their parents for toys, video games, kids books, coloring books, to go see Star Wars rides at Disney, and watch Star Wars cartoons, and TV specials, on the Disney channels.

 

This big kid will be asking for those things, too!

 

If their no sense of hope, wonder, or fun.

 

I'm gone if the sound/picture quality and seats are not period appropriate to the late 1970s! By god I want every bit of that "original magic" rekindled! Oh wait, I never even saw the O-O-OT in theaters...in that case I'm out of there if it's as bad as Terminator Salvation: Dark Knight Rising or whatever that movie was called.

 

"Jedi and Sith are doomed to fight each other for all time"

 

Maybe we should get rid of the Sith and the Jedi. Let's face it, they're just a bunch of troublemakers.

 

Fallen Jedi would get me so mad that I would run out faster than if somebody with a gun was chasing me.

 

a reborn emperor

 

I wouldn't walk out for anything. It's a sequel to the original Star Wars trilogy for crying out loud! They could have Jar Jar doing a square dance with a troop of ewoks and I'd stay and watch it in wide eyed amazement. I mean really, would you be able to tear your eyes away from that?

 

Any kind of concession/acknowledgment of the complaints of haters who have been whining about the prequels for 14 years, and screeching about Greedo shooting first for the same amount of time (as the exaggerated outrage about that SE change didn't start in earnest until the backlash against TPM began). They've already been overrepresented in the media and on just about every SW message board in existence. It would be nice to see them NOT get kowtowed to for a change.

 

I'd love if they instead acknowledge the SE lovers and PT lovers.