Buchanan is much more likely, even though that's still very open to interpretation. Congrats, GAYS, you get the worst one.
I spent my whole 20 year Air Force career on the C-130 Hercules cargo plane, "affectionately" known as the Herkypig or just Pig. Professional pride therefore required me to be the first to vote for flying pigs.
That is an insult to how truly bad some of those polls were... this will merely be forgotten soon, while those previous polls were so infamously terrible that you can still reference them/remember that 5 years later.
You know, if you buy into the whole "Kevin Smith did a massive uncredited rewrite on Good Will Hunting" thing...