Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Contractions. His apostrophes are positively committed to misguided notions of grandeur.

Well, I certainly didn't expect that.

 

I just think it's hilarious for some reason that his last name is Comfort.

 

Ray Comfort has a "documentary" coming out called Evolution vs God, so he obviously needed some publicity.

 

"A unique understanding of the big issues" from down under.

 

Lol, she's the Christine Odonnell of Australia. lol.

 

She won't be elected.

 

Especially not in light of this: Australian Quits Election After Quran Gaffe

 

>Banister claimed she was left 'quite the fool' by editing of her interview
Yeah, it's the editing that really made her look stupid and not, say, the fact that she's completely out of touch with what other faiths believe.

 

"I don't oppose Islam as a country . . ."



"Jews . . . have their own religion, which follows Jesus Christ."

 

The worst part about all this? She's reproduced.

 

The nut doesn't fall far from the derp

The father of Ted Cruz:

“A young charismatic leader rose up, talking about hope and change,” Rafael Cruz said in a veiled reference to President Obama’s 2008 campaign themes. “His name was Fidel Castro.”
For nearly 20 minutes, the pastor regaled the audience with a fiery pro-Christian, anti-Obama speech that drew a boisterous standing ovation from the crowd at an annual summit organized by the Family Leader, an Iowa-based conservative group.
“This administration has both their hands in your pocket,” the 74-year-old Cruz said. “They’re going to take everything you have.”
Near the end of his speech, he declared: “Obamacare is going to destroy the elderly by denying care, by even perhaps denying treatment to people who are in catastrophic circumstances.”

 

Santorum says the term "middle class" is "Marxism talk

 

Source

 

Satirizing elected officials is apparently illegal in Starkville, Mississippi.
Police hunting "criminal parodist" at the behest of butthurt Redneck-mafioso politicians.

 

It ends with :
Just kidding. Because if I really believed this stuff, would I actually write this essay?

So, he actually sounds like this from what bit I have read about him but he is just kidding now?

 

Hee hee Orson Scott Card shenanigans.

 

Here's a couple:

Congressman doesn't believe white-collar crime is a real crime "because a gun has to be involved"

and

Obama Rodeo Clown banned from Missouri State Fair "for life" is invited to Texas to perform by Rep. Steve Stockman

 

From that Congressman link he says the predatory lending shenanigans "You shouldn't be allowed to force someone to take on a loan they don't want.

That of course is not what happened. It was essentially lots of low credit ratings given loans and then they bet on it all to fail and we bailed them out.

And no gun means no crime? It is amazing to me that not only do they act as if all business people are 100% honest but that people buy into that Kool Aid.

 

DERPITOUS FOLLOW-UP:

Scott Lively

This fellow tried to get the Ugandan government to kill homosexuals. He is being put on trial for crimes against humanity.

Good job!

 

I feel bad for laughing about this but... Sexual Minorities of Uganda? SMUG??? There has to be a better name for this organization.

 

To be fair, we still have not confirmed that Little and Carver are actual aldermen, and not just comedians parodying the type of local politicians who use what little influence they have to intimidate their fellow citizens.

BURN!

 

And this is how you make money off religious people.

Creationists says dragons are real and lived in Biblical times

"The Bible speaks about dragons,” Isaacs told the show's hosts. "Our authority -- everything we do, we have to measure by the word of God. That is what I believe. So we have to go to the Bible, and the Bible speaks about dragons."
Isaacs said that dragons are compared to Satan in the Book of Revelation. And God wouldn't just throw that in without factual basis, he said.
“If dragons in fact were entirely mythological, if they were a figment of the imagination, and if they never ever did exist, then God just compared our adversary to a make-believe creature that never existed,” Isaacs said.

Atheists pretending to be religious give atheists a bad name.

It's a good article and great video.

 

Here's your sign.

 

If by "dragons" they mean "dinosaurs", then yes, they existed, and no, they did not exist at the same time as humans a la The Flintstones, like the Creation Museum would have you believe.