Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/08/16/area-51-is-real-probably-does-not-house-aliens/

Well, duh!!! Come on, we've pretty much known this for years. It ain't news, you're just finally admitting it does exist!

 

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friend...is-ebooks-cover-is-unintentionally-hilarious/

 

I don't know that I could go back and do a "Derper of the Year award" as that would be a lot of work going back through this thread. But this dude would be a front runner:

The science of Oregon's GOP Chair

On nuclear waste: "All we need do with nuclear waste is dilute it to a low radiation level and sprinkle it over the ocean—or even over America after hormesis is better understood and verified with respect to more diseases." And: "If we could use it to enhance our own drinking water here in Oregon, where background radiation is low, it would hormetically enhance our resistance to degenerative diseases. Alas, this would be against the law."

His conclusion on the AIDS epidemic: Homosexuality might be a natural consequence of the gay lifestyle, and the federal government had cooked the books "as an excuse for all sorts of social engineering, especially in the public schools."

On diversity: The white-male imbalance at his alma mater, Cal Tech, Robinson argued, was due to the fact that "its applicants are weighted toward those who seek severe, difficult, total-immersion training in science—an experience few women and blacks desire."

 

Wow, Lonegan. One quick google. That man is insane.

 

My head hurts from all the derp.

 

Missori legislator sues Dept. of Health; says birth control mandate voilates First Amendment right of religious freedom.

 

lol, this is just funny

...of Heritage Action's planned nine-city tour to promote the effort to defund Obamacare, DeMint was asked why Republicans should push legislation to gut the new federal health care law "when we know that President Obama won't sign it."
"Well, we don't know that, do we?" DeMint replied.

Ha. Ha ha. HAHAHAHHA! Right. Obama will sign to defund Obamacare. I like one of the comments: This guy is a Koch Sucker.

 

That is hilarious.

 

Warning, the derp that follows may make your blood boil:



So much derp...

 

"And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head." -Salzella, Terry Pratchett's Maskerade.

 

"One pissed off mother". It mated and created more.

 

I think it's the 'Move or euthanize him' at the end that really really sends this over the top and makes my blood boil. What gives anybody the right to say that about somebody else's child?

 

Yeah, that is one of the most infuriating things I've read in a really long time. What a whiny, entitled sociopath.

 

That's on par or worse (since it's anonymous) with the family that tormented a child who had the same type of Hunington's disease as her mother, including putting a coffin with a corpse that looked like her mother in the front of their yard, because she didn't go to their kid's birthday party.

I really hope they find the letter author and out here. There's really no excuse for writing such a horrifying letter.

 

I love how the letter gets more and more deranged as if the ****ing piece of **** of a horrible excuse of a mother gradually became more and more insane as she wrote it.

 

You'd be surprised just how many people like to think they hold the power of life and death over others. Cases like this aren't particularly uncommon, just unusually vocal about it.

 

Colorado legistlator: Poverty Higher Among "Black Race" because they eat too much chicken.

 

Too bad that Colorado politician wasn't an adult Eric Cartman, then it would make sense.

 

I'm not seeing a literal quote of the headline but she does seem to be riding a fine little line there.

 

Derpity at 2:00

I don't recall the exact title but it was a naturalization clause I think to make the phrase "natural born citizen" clear; you can be born abroad but be a U.S. citizen and eligable for President so long as one of your parents was a U.S. citizen. So, Cruz is eligable. I wonder if this lady considers Mexico foreign soil, or South America.

 

From the article:

DING DING DING!

Of course, the whole idea that heterosexual marriage is in some way threatened by homosexual marriage is complete bullcrap.

Heterosexual marriages are threatened by the behavior of the heterosexuals in them.

 

I wonder if that is what he will plead in his hearing. "Your Honor, I became inebriated and opertaed vehicles both on the water and on the road because...because...GAYS!"

 

Clearly the only reason his marriage fell apart was because of the insidious machinations of t3h gay. In fact, whenever a straight couple gets a divorce, we LBGTQ types all give each other a silent, knowing nod, content with the slow and gradual spread of our tendrils into the fabric of society itself.