JCC Creep guy sitting next to me in the computer lab

I'm in a computer lab and I'm and sitting next to rather large man who is asking me creepy questions ie: "is $7,000 enough to have in your bank account? You smell nice" Should I discretely move or run away in terror?

 

Yes

 

Apparently you are supposed to make posts praising him for being such a wonderful and friendly person.

Make loud noise and start running.

 

I did briefly consider that. He left on his own accord, thank goodness.

 

He's waiting for you to leave then obviously.

 

Though oft-overlooked, probably the most amazing part of that story is that it represented a full 32% of his annual income at the time.

 

Since the guy is so occupied with his money, tell him you are a disguised Mohammed Abacha,the son of the late Nigerian Head of State who died on the 8th of June 1998. Furthermore continue the conversation with following: "If you are conversant with world news,you would understand better.Please,I need your assistance to make this happen and please; do not undermine it because it will also be a source of upliftment to you also.You have absolutely nothing to loose in assisting us instead, you have so much to gain.

The then head of state General Sani Abacha,transferred the money through a Lebanese businessman,Chagoury and a Jewish business man,Mark Rissar to bank accounts overseas,Instead,he used PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBERS (PIN) and declared the contents as Bearer Bonds and Treasury Bills. Also the firm issued him with a certificate of deposit of the consignments notes, which I have these information in my custody now.

You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the recovery of various huge sums of money deposited by my late father in different Banks and security firms abroad. Some of these banks and security firms willingly gave-/divulge their banking secrets and disclosed to the present civilian administration of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo,about my family's cash lodgement and monetary transactions with them.

Please my dear,I repose great confidence in you and I hope you will not betray my confidence in you.I have secretly deposited the sum of $30,000,000.00 with a security firm abroad whose name is withheld for now until we open communications.The money is contained in a metal box consignment with Security Deposit Number 009GM.

I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your Bank account for safekeeping. This arrangement is known to you and my junior brother (Abbas) only. So I will deal directly with you.I am proposing a 20% share of the fund to you for your kind assistance.I shall provide for you all the documents of the fund deposit with the security firm, and raise a power of attorney to enable you claim and receive this fund into your bank account.I have done a thorough homework and fine-tuned the best way to create you as the beneficiary to the funds and effect the transfer accordingly.Is rest assured that the modalities I have resolved to finalize the entire project guarantees our safety and the successful transfer of the funds.So, you will be absolutely right when you say that this project is risk free and viable.If you are capable and willing to assist, please give me:

1. YOUR NAME
2. POSTAL ADDRESS
3. PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS

Also this transaction demands absolute confidentiality.On no condition must you disclose it to anybody irrespective of your relation with the person.Remember,Loose lips sinks ship."

If the guy hasnt left scared after the first sentence, run for your life...

 

You should've gone after him with a chainsaw.

 

Absolutely. Prepare your body for rape shut down. Don't need any rape babies.

 

Why was the Dean in your computer lab in the first place?

 

Set a fire in his flesh.

 

So I was in a computer lab today, trying to get to know this really nice-smelling girl, and she wouldn't give me the time of day. In the immortal words of Jar Jar Binks, "How rude!"

 

Open the floodgates of your vengeance.

 

Poke him with a rather large stick.

 

Isn't that the normal way to speak to women?

 

Tell him about your upcoming trip to Australia and then laugh when you remember how he is no longer welcome there.

 

"Hi, do you think 7% apr is too high for an auto loan? I like your boobs." Is one of my go to lines. I have mad game though, so it's understandable that a lot of people don't know how to talk to women like I do.

 

I'm glad I'm held in such high esteem by my fellow JCC'ers.

 

This is what happens when you name yourself after a Coldplay album.

 

smooth fella

 

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the fire.

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