JCC The JC has become too silly

I would tax holiday snaps.

 

I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others. They were all too flat.

 

I would tax all foreigners living abroad.

 

I'm thinking of getting a second shed.

 

I did. I have never looked back.

 

And now...

A man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose!

 

She turned me into a newt!

 

Cor blimey. I use a body rub called halitosis. Keeps my skin nice and scaly.

 

Lemon curry?

 

Post number 85: The Larch. The Larch

 

omfgdogs

 

Post number 88: The Larch. The Larch

 

#89: The Naughty Bits of the Jedi Council Forums ->

 

Are all your pets called "Eric?"

 

There's nothing so odd about that. Kamel Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul

 

@Michael Ellis

 

Tell me again how a sheep's bladder can prevent an earthquake?

 

Is your name not Bruce then?

 

Bravely bold Sir Ender rode forth from Canberralot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Ender. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Ender. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Ender. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

 

It sounds like a good idea, but possibly not, and I'm not being indecisive.

 

I WISH TO REPORT A BURGLARY

 

Are there any women here?

 

no, but one time a woman stood behind a guy.