Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

*Runs screaming as the ewoks go into hyperspeed*

*trips from swan, and then slides on the chocolate sause as the feathers fall on him

 

You forgot to trip!

 

edits acordingly.

 

That was a nice ninja-edit. I missed it at first.

 

It's like a chocolate slip n' slide!

*takes a running leap slides along the chocolate.*

Delicious.

 

*Falls face-first into chocolate*

 

Only unlike the ones at home there are less rocks underneath waiting to send your knees to oblivion.

 

*Lets loose some whistles* NICE DRESS! *Sprays gauntletee with silly string while sipping a smoothie with a giant straw*

 

*Sends NO Cat after Bob*

 

Let the real Gauntlet commence.

 

SWBob *throws popcorn in your direction*

 

*Gets covered in silly string then sees the no cat staring at him and he drops to his knees under the emence weight of its dismissal*

Thats cheating.

*picks up some of the mixed goodies on the floor and starts to throw it at the no cat*



*drops the handfull and looks down to the ground in sorrow. Then a sliding ewok crashes into his legs sending him flipping landing face first into the pile of now chocolate covered popcorn swan threw.*

Mmmm, delicious.

 

*Sens the picnic ants to clean up as a huge balloon floats ominously towards Bob*

 

Balloon?

Water balloon?

*gets out plastic water guns*

 

*pokes head in the door, blinking at all the chocolate, feathers, silly string and general mayhem*

Hey, just a quick post to apologise for not running the gauntlet at this time. I got a job as a nanny and I think that takes my entire craziness quota! I will return and run once I have time to do it properly.

 

Lol no worries Kat! Have fun with the kiddos!

 

*sets up glitter dynamite around the perimeter and sets it off*
*feeds the koi lightning bugs, so they flash in the dark*

 

*turns off lights, sprays everyone with glow-in-the-dark goo*

 

Meesa all sparkly glowey!

 

Oh, no you don't.

You're sickly green, alive, and definitely not a Z—Z—Zombi—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
*runs screaming in circles, dives into the soda pool to hide*

 

No zombies here. >.>

 

Don't go sane while you're away!