JCC Artificial Breasts. Yea or Nay?

In gun crazy America, I think outrageously large fake boobs must increase your chances of surviving a shooting incident by a factor of 10. On this basis, that is, as a form of body armour, I would think outrageously fake boobs should probably be encouraged in certain states and subsidised by gun manufacturers.

 

Rogue_Ten: not a boobs man

 

I'm pretty sure the JCC already weighed in definitively on this.

 

Honestly I don't care if it's a chick who has little to no boobs and wants to be a B cup or something, as long as they've seriously thought it over and it's something that they really want. I consider fake boobs to be like any other appearance thing, tattoo or hair or gender expression. Some people just know what they feel comfortable as, sometimes what you're born with isn't comfortable to you. If it's done out of that reason then sure.

Also sure if someone really wants DD breasts then go ahead, doesn't affect me. They'll just have to live with knowing that those make them look more unattractive than chicks with smaller real breasts. But if it's what THEY want then screw what I think.

 

Aside from that picture, usually artificial ones can't really be determined on a clothed woman. I've never understood the social stigma and why people try to be insulting about them, yet all sorts of other body modifications get overlooked or complimented. It's kind of outdated to bash implants. It's as silly as criticizing someone not displaying a natural hair color.

 

Those plastic boobs are gross. Yes.

 

Artificial breasts are the only kind I buy.

 

You think I'd be working in a place like this if I could afford real breasts?

 

Well this might as well be as good a place as any to drop this link here

 

Not really a fan of them, but I understand why some women might get or want them. You can have them taken out again if you want to, although scars from too much surgery won't be very nice.

 

I'm an equal opportunity boob man but those mega breasts on the first page are overkill.

 

Spoiler: cuz every issue deserves a song

 

I don't know. They're just not the same.

 

i like that grant seems to still be stuck in whatever year he last posted.

 

as someone who would very much like boobs but has always found fake boobs to be fake and gross as all hell:

i still find fake boobs to be gross as all hell. like what happens when you get old? do they act like weights on a fishing line or something? what happens if someone like kate mulgrew comes by and punches you in the boob?

 

Judging by his Penny Arcade avatar, 1999?

 

You probably wouldn't feel anything because of all the cushioning.

 

What if it were Avery Brooks or Scott Bakula?

 

Then he would clearly be here to change history for the better.

 

Women with fake breasts look like they're made of plastic in general, imo.

 

Nay.

/barf

 

They are yet another symptom of this society's pressure on women to become a mere sexual object and conform to an unreal body type.

*expertly sidesteps question*

 

This thread made me all flaccid and stuff.

 

An ex girlfriend of mine recently got breast implants, because she had tiny breasts beforehand, plus resultant breast envy issues. They're not garishly big or anything like that. I daresay she made a good decision as far as she is concerned.

Sorry for relatively serious post in an all-out gag thread.