Full Series TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

Going with the musicals theme here:



Tarkin:

There, out in the darkness
A Padawan running
Fallen from grace​

Fallen from grace
Force be my witness
I never shall yield
Till we come face to face,
Till we come face to face​

​

She knows her way in the dark,
But mine is the way of the Force
And those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have their reward
And if they fall as the Sith Lords fell
The flame, the sword!​

​

Stars
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness​

With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
Keeping watch in the night​

​

You know your place in the sky
You hold your course and your aim
And each in your season
Returns and returns
And is always the same
And if you fall as the Sith Lords fell
You fall in flames!​

​

And so it must be​

For so it is written
On the doorway to paradise
That those who falter and those who fall
Must pay the price!​

​

Lord let me find her
That I may see her
Safe behind bars
I will never rest
Till then, this I swear...
This I swear by the stars!​

​

Ahsoka: *quietly slips out*​

 

Introducing the new hit single:

The Fresh Apprentice of Dathomir
Sung by Savage Opress
From the new hit soundtrack Funky Green Witch Magicks
Produced by Count Dooku's Silky Pajamas Record Company
Directed by Mother Talzin

Savage:
Now, this is a story all about how
My horns got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the fresh apprentice of Dathomir.

In the Nightbrothers' village born and raised
With my fellow Zabraks is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all chasin' some moogs outside of the school
When an evil bald witch
She was up to no good
Startin making trouble with my tribal hood.
I got in one little fight and my clan got scared
They said 'You're gonna be the new apprentice of that witch over there'

I was strapped to a table and when those Sisters came near,
The chanted some weird stuff and using magicks in front of me there,
If anything I could say that their magicks were rare,
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, make me the apprentice of Dathomir'

I landed on Devaron about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the clones 'Yo Fetts smell ya later'
I looked at the system
I was finally there
To became the best apprentice of Dathomir.

 

"Mama Talzin said knock you out".

 

Not really a caption but I think it goes here anyway:

 

What's that from?

 

Clone Wars: The Musical continues!



Steela: Don't you fret, Lux Bonteri, I don't feel any pain
A little fall of rain can hardly hurt me now
You're here; that's all I need to know
And you will keep me safe
And you will keep me close
And rain will make the flowers grow

Lux: But you will live, Steela, dear God above
If I could close your wounds with words of love...

 

Obi-Wan: Master Yoda we found those holopads under your bed.

Anakin: You need help.

Ashoka: A lot of help...

 

Lux: I really don't think playing out this scene in The Lion King was such a good idea. You know what happens after I say Long live the king...Right?

 

"Steela! You dropped your phone!"

 

"Steela! Stop doing hand-stands and help me! I'm going to fall!"

 

"Just...three...more...pushups!"

 

"How many times do I have to tell you, I don't want to see the stupid video you uploaded of you singing 'Once Upon a December'!"

 

Maul: Savage, can you hear me?

Savage: Yes, Master. Where is Feral? Is he safe? Is he alright?

Maul: It seems, in your anger, you killed him.

Savage: I...I couldn't have. He was alive! I felt it! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

"What do you MEAN we can't continue the offensive because the Republic shut down?"

 

Ok, this made me laugh.

 

Appo: Must...resist...urge....to shove holocommunictor into Krell's ugly flabby chin!

 

"I might not be able to save you Steela, but I promise to make sure Filoni won't play the Wilhelm Scream when you fall!"

 

...Definitely going to add the Wilhelm Scream to that scene now.

 

Maul:
I never thought crime lords essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a gundark's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking Manda'lor's ascension
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer-

Hutt:
And where do we feature?

Maul:
Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

Hutt:
Yeah! Be prepared.
We'll be prepared. For what?

Maul:
For the death of Satine!

Hutt:
Why? Is she sick?

Maul:
No, fool, we're going to kill her. And Viszla too!

Hutts:
Great idea! Who needs a king?
No king, No king, nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Maul:
Idiots! There will be a king!
I will be king!
Stick with me, and you'll never be hungry again!

Hutts:
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With someone who'll restore Mandalore

Maul:
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed, respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am!
Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared

All:
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

 

darth fluffy

Hey, I wanted to make that cover for my man Hondo aka Jim Cummings. Ah, kark...

Uh, Vizsla's standing right there...

A Hutt, hungry?

It's all cool. Good job, too!

 

I think I might make it into an actual video.

 

Wow... this is my most-liked post ever. Note to self: Topical humor is a winner.

 

Oh crap. I absolutely, completely did not get that the first time.

Also, those parodies of Disney Villain Songs are made of win! Keep it up!