Full Series TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

Pong Krell: What is it CT-7567?
Captain Rex: General Krell, we're hungry. I want pizza, but, Appo wants to order something else.
Appo: Well I'm sick of pizza. We had that yesterday. Can't we order sandwiches instead?
Captain Rex: No! I don't want sandwiches! I want pizza! Appo, you're being a meanie!
Other Clone: Well, I think that we should have ice cream.
Captain Rex: Stop it! I don't want sandwiches or ice cream! I said I wanted pizza!
Pong Krell: That tears it! If you three don't shut your traps I'll turn this formation around and we won't be going to Disneyland!

 

Asajj Ventress: So, Bossk, are you the one in charge around here?
Bossk: Absolutely, I’m the Bossk!
Ventress: Alright, take us through a day in the life of ‘the Bossk’.
Bossk: Well, first thing I’d do is—

Take a bounty (like a Bossk)
Join a team (like a Bossk)
Pilot my ship (like a Bossk)
Shoot clone troopers (like a Bossk)
Shave a Wookiee (like a Bossk)
Kill a Jedi (like a Bossk)
Be a badass (like a Bossk)
Barefoot in space (like a Bossk)!

Hit on Latts Razzi (like a Bossk)
Get rejected (like a Bossk)
Cry deeply (like a Bossk)
Laugh at Highsinger (like a Bossk)
Shut up Dengar (like a Bossk)
Make fun of Boba (like a Bossk)
Fly in a jetpack (like a Bossk)
Collect my money (like a Bossk)!

 

Flat out bizarro - Goldie vs Artooie:

 

Wuuuuuuunce mooooooaaaar, you ooooooopen the doooooor and I'm heeeeerrrreee and my heart will go ooooooooonnnnnnnn aaaaaannndd oooooonnnnnn!

 

"Oh yeah? Well you're just an Astromech5C! Check out the gold plating! I'm an Astromech 5S!"

 

Do you like my lizard tunics. Made from cured Fallen Skin.

 

Ahsoka: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!

 

Viszla: Did you two seriously mix deathsticks and glitterstim again? Don't you remember what happened last time?

 

The mystery of the missing Zabrak brothers was finally solved when the Mandalorian police discovered their frozen corpses in Vizsla's meat locker. His only statement on the matter was, "I did it to restore the true glory of Mandalore!" Vizsla's trial is coming up next week, with Councilor Almec presiding.

 

"Why are they sleeping???????"

 

Ahsoka: "I love you skyguy"

Anakin: "I love you snips"



Anakin: Everybody be cool this is a robbery!

Ahsoka: Any of you ****ing pricks MOVE, and I'll execute every mother ****ing last one of ya!

*Misirlou by Dick Dale starts*

 

"How should I know where Aisle 12,340 is? I'm telling you, Snips - Coruscant Comic-Con has gotten way too big these last few years!"

 

A two-for-one today:



"COME AT ME, BO!"



"DON'T TAZE ME, BO!"

 

I laughed.

In that, your post was a success.

 

Really? Nobody? I thought at least one person in the over-35 crowd would have gotten this one.

 

All I can say is that I hope Bo Katan gets through to the sequel era, meets Luke, and travels around with him in Han's starship.

That way, we can have the TV show I've dreamed about since I was seven years old: Bo and Luke, but in the Millennium Falcon.

 

But in space, no one can hear your dixie horn!

 

Oh, I get it. Bo and Luke.

 

Krell (offscreen): I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

"And over here, we have the Random Offscreen Object exhibit. It's quite lovely but the people outside the screen cannot see much of it!"