Full Series TCW Image Caption Thread (spoiler images!)

"Good evening, Senators. I'm your new political strategist, Karl Rove..."

 

So what we get drunk?
So what we smoke rankweed?
We're just having fun
We don't care who sees
So what we kill clones?
That's how it's supposed to be
Living wicked and wild and free

 

Eval: Hardeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
Rako: Oops, gotta go.

 

"...sedition against the Jedi Order, and the Republic itself. This court will decide your fate."



"I am the court!"

 

(Talz grab Obi-Wan)
"For the last time, I'm not pregnant! I'll have you know I'm a male of my species. Wait, what are you doing? Oh STANG---!"

 

Palpatine - "Did I forget to do something today?"

 

A sort of spiritual successor to this post...



Oruba (in Huttese): The New Mandalorians—Pre Vizsla promised—he promised we would be left in peace...

Darth Maul (motions to Savage): His transmission was garbled. He promised you would be left in pieces.

 

We'd call a doctor, Master Anakin, but we can't really do that. Not since the Jedi Order had to cut us all back to 29 hours a week because of Palpatinecare...

 

"When 876 years old you reach, do this to relieve hemmoriods you will."

 

"By wearing this mask, I'm doing you all a favor. Trust me."

Sent from my addictive smartphone using TapaTalk 2.

 

Milena teeth?

 

"You're a wonderful human being."

 

Yularen: What do you mean I've been reduced to mere cameos in the fourth and fifth seasons of the Clone Wars?! I deserve better than this. I narrate the openings for crying out loud! I swear, if that darn General Skywalker had anything to do with this. First "A New Hope" and now this nonsense. I'm sick of getting the cameo treatment. That's it I'm calling my agent.

 

"And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold Cad Bane said so!"

 

AFS1983 once said that there cannot be too many "Fresh Prince covers", so I decided to make another one as a spiritual successor to Jedi_Kenobi32 's Savage cover. This one is a cover of the full song.



Almec (offscreen): Yes, Master. Is there anything more you require?

Maul: Yes, actually. I want you to listen to my life story, told in this epic rap, which I wrote with my apprentice's help.
(Death Watch soldiers start beat-boxing)


Now this is the story all about how
My horns got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Mandalore of Sundari here

In Dathomir born and Mustafar raised
Training to be Sith is how I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, fightin’, killin’ all cool
And attending Orsis Academy, my old school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Brought the Nightsisters over to my neighborhood
I got in one big fight before my Master got there
And he said "You're killing everyone in Orsis here"

Later I went to Naboo to fight Jedi
Where I was cut in half by a Padawan named Kenobi
Then I fell down a shaft but survived on rage
And ended up in Lotho Minor to feed on garbage

A decade spent stark raving mad
‘Till one day, my brother found me in the trash
Is this the planet Dathomir I find myself in?
Then Mother Talzin made me alright

But wait, revenge against Kenobi, cannot stand pat
How can I draw him out, so we can settle this spat?
Killing innocents
Make him suffer over there
Kenobi’s not prepared for my return, all’s fair

Well blah, with a witch’s help Kenobi got out
And he brought a Jedi friend to chase us to Florrum for a bout
Then he dueled us and took Savage’s arm
Man, I just got here!
Turned the pirates against us, we had to disappear

Drifted, lost in space until Death Watch found us
Their boss Pre Vizsla, wanted Mandalore back without fuss
If anything, we needed a diversion there
So we recruited criminal scum everywhere

We invaded Mandalore about seven or eight
And was betrayed by Vizsla, but I challenged him to rule!
Killed him, it’s now my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Mandalore here

 

"Finally, this kingdom belongs to me"

 

"I know you don't smoke spice, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got **** to do!"

 

"That my friends, was a dragon"

 

Tarkin: (thinking) This mission is completely absurd! I wish I could've just stayed home and written my Dr. Who and Sherlock Holmes crossover fanfiction.

 

Circular Logic, hate to steal your musical thingie, but after seeing Frozen I had to do this!




Let it go, Let it go
Can't hold it back anymore,
Let it go, Let it go
Turn my back and slam the door.

The snow glows white on Ilum tonight,
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I'm the queen.

The Force is howling
Like the swirling storm inside,
Couldn't keep it in, Force knows I tried.

Don't let them in, don't let them see,
Be the Jedi girl you always had to be.

Use the Force, don't feel,
Don't let them know,
Well now they know...

Let it go, let it go,
Can't hold it back anymore,
Let it go, let it go,
Turn my back and slam the door.

And here I stand, and here I'll stay,
Let it go, let it go,
The Force never bothered me anyway.

 

Do not worry... I'm not going to kill you...not in this TV series at least.

 

"Is that a lightsaber handle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

 

The way Ahsoka is holding her saber is completely absurd, if she stopped suddenly Tarkin would run into it and impale himself.

 

"Gascon is the Chosen One? Oh dear lord, I'm gonna cry"

 

After being told Obi-Wan left The Twilight scattered in a million pieces all over Mandalore.