OOC Out of Bounds (The ELL OOC Thread)

I mean, hitting Reina Kether would now be considered below the belt. *Drum symbols clash* Thank you, thank you, I'm here all night.

 

Two in a row Vehn. *insert joke about the Smugglers needing to win two in a row now*

 

Speaking of two in a row...here's two posts.

Follow me down the rabbit hole, if you will.
Fenton learns to cook.
Fenton cooks well.
Fenton works in a restaurant.
Fenton becomes a chef.
Fenton becomes a great chef.
Fenton is showered with credits and fame.
Starkillers need an owner with credits (and fame if they can swing it).
Fenton buys the Starkillers.

This has all been an elaborate ruse to transfer ownership of the Starkillers!

 

From Nacho Cheese Boy to ELL Owner. Hell yes!

 

That would be the Zumtak Award to end all Zumtak Awards.

Well, except for when Kaitlyn Vehn is healed by the power of sport and walks again without the aid of cybernetics.

 

Here I was thinking she would end up depressed and ask Taab to end it all in one swift stroke at next year's Game of Rivals.

 

Sorry to dissapoint but Fenton is not getting that rich that quick.

 

He first needs to take a detour by coming out of nowhere to become the next Starkiller star player.

 

He needs to get in shape, go to college on a limmie scholarship and then enter the draft.

 

As if Runjedirun would give us the opportunity to draft him instead of her! I mean, clearly Fenton will become the next great scoring threat in the League if this happens.

 

Even if he doesn't crack the starting lineup, he might able to serve the nachos on the sidelines to his teammates.

 

So here's how I'm pretty sure that would work out:

1. Player eats nachos on sidelines.
2. Player gets put into game 10 minutes later.
3. Player runs around for 5 minutes.
4. Player pukes nachos on the field.
5. Somehow I wind up having to clean it up.

 

Fixed.

 

Law of elimination. It's easier to get inserted into the game from the end of the bench if you can cause that to occur to the other bench players.

 

Hilarious! Just hilarious!

 

Jedi Gunny please don't tell me that Panning on the Force is Meyton Panning. Please.

 

Hate to break it to you, but yes, it is.

 

I have just five words for you:

Two. Million. Papa. Palpatine. Pizzas.

 

Cool plot idea:

We have a game post as a commercial starring Panning and Meredith with Papa Palpatine giving away those pizzas. Best. Post. Idea. Ever.

 

Meanwhile, Niskat Deenver, worn out from getting beat up throughout an entire Elite League season, will go on The Nightly Show with Rurra Eshka'mos where the Bothan will say, "Do you know who you remind me of? Can we put up the holo? That's a young Kerry Trieste," and then Niskat will say, "Why would you even say that?" and then the entire Holonet will obsess over it for weeks on end.

Seriously, where do we get these ideas?

 

What I Learned This Week: Apparently HSN has forgotten the existence of my team. Again. Trieste

(Hopefully this means instant karma retribution against the Miners/Patriots this week )

Unless they're all off selling Papa Palpatine pizzas.

 

That was their way of saying that you are going to sneak into the playoffs.

 

I go to the box and feel shame.

This is what happens when you rush things because in the next 36 hours you have two Christmas play rehearsals, one performance, set construction, and set takedown. Plus, you know, an 8 hour work day for good measure.

Would you like me to write something about them and insert it, or would you enjoy getting to feel persecuted more?

 

Nah, I'll manage. Just thought you should know.

(And I secretly hope that Bardan is right about all this)

 

All the Senators need to do this week is find Galaxy Defender's weakness and expose it