Welcome to the JCC's first "Failed State" forum

I'm taking the first crack at warlord status before Rogue_Ten gets here.

 

I'd like to start by revising the rules.

1. Do not post sober.

 

Warlord? I think the word you're looking for here is "proconsul".

 

whatever you think will give us a patina of legitimacy while we corner the drug trade.

 

the Khmer Rogue will fight you, Yuan invader, and usher in a new era of a Democratic Senate

 

You're heading for a one way helicopter ride over international waters. Vuelos de la muerte, suckas!

 

in a summit in an abandoned feminine hygiene project warehouse (the JCC), an agreement was reached between the two great powers of the post-moderation senate, and Jabbadabbado has now officially joined the Axis of Eriudition, officially creating a Gang of Four.

brace yourselves, senate remnants. brace yourselves as you have never braced before

 

A plague on both your houses.

 

Are there any openings available for simpering toadies who were just following orders?

 

*out of the loop*

 

always

 

Is this the fanfic forum?

 

it is now

 

2. Post vaguely witty responses and then act all offended when no one laughs.
3. Be an oldbie and claim 'things have changed' and 'we should change with them' because change for change's sake makes more sense than being your own forum.

 

laugh it up, fuzzball

 

Long Live Democracy! Raises AK47 in the air and fires.

 

I feel like maybe if your posts were any good you could mount that high horse and lead the charge.

Rogue_Ten, if I don't get a posting in this government I won't spot you on your reps brah.

 

but of course, Ender Sai! you and Jabba-wocky were my original co-oligarchs. do you like the name Gang of Four now that we have Jabbadabbado or would you prefer "The Junta" or "The Oligarchs"? or perhaps "Angkar", in case we wanted to institute forced agrarianism?

 

I like Gang of Four or, in the proper Mandarian, Si Ren Bang (四人幫, Sìrén bāng). Such wow! "Siren Bang"

 

I've been meaning to ask about your signature. So does it mean? Such is it from?

 

Tennyson's Ulysses.

 

****, you mean I have to read another ****ing bunch of words that features Odysseus, aside from the Odyssey, my upcoming assault on Joyce's mind**** of a text?

 

i was going to say that if I'm Ulysses Saintheart would be mine own Telemachus, but **** you! That's what.

 

Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho' We are not now that strength which in old days Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;

That should damn well be the Senate's motto.