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Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  2. I Are The Internets

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    Weren't there theories that The X-Files and The Simpsons predicted 9/11 as well?
     
  3. Mar17swgirl

    Mar17swgirl Chosen One star 7

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    In related news, Paul is dead.
     
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  4. poor yorick

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    It wan't the X-Files, it was The X-Files' short-lived spinoff show, "The Lone Gunmen." Just saying. :-B
     
  5. I Are The Internets

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    Aha! What year did The Lone Gunmen premiere? It makes all the difference of course!
     
  6. poor yorick

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    Wikipedia says March 2001. The Twin Towers episode aired on 3/4/01, specifically. Never forget. [face_flag]
     
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  7. anakinfansince1983

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    Home Alone 2 had McCauley Culkin on top of the towers. Does this mean Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern were responsible for 9/11?
     
  8. Darth-Lando

    Darth-Lando Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    In Escape from New York, Snake Plissken lands a glider on top of one of the towers. When will this administration bring John Carpenter to justice?
     
  9. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    So I was going through the headlines and saw that a couple of states are trying to bring back the firing squad and thought it would go here. Then I saw that TENN is trying to ban Obamacare sign up people from getting treated in hospitals and thought that'd fit here. Then I saw this lil gem and given that it's MLK day that it would get its own lil post here.

    Sara Palin says Obama should stop playing the race card

    “Mr. President, in honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. and all who commit to ending any racial divide, no more playing the race card,

    Well Miss Palin, I wish you stop playind the derp card.


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  10. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    The Simpsons one is really, mind-numbingly stupid.


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  11. Juliet316

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    Maybe Sarah Palin would like to stop playing the idiot card now?
     
  12. I Are The Internets

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    Oh those wacky conspiratards.
     
  13. VadersLaMent

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    Wendy Davis must have a chance to win in Texas or else THIS would not be needed

    This is the part that made me lol:

    The fact that Davis is an attractive blond and speaks fairly well in public was enough to gladden the heart of the pro-abortion faction, eager to find a champion who can be packaged as an inspiring profile in courage.

    I wonder how they know that?


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    Ah, that's how.

     
  14. Juliet316

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    Difference between Wendy Davis and Fox's blondes: Wendy Davis actually gives a damn about women and their choices.
     
  15. anakinfansince1983

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    That's their best argument against her? She left her husband? LOL
     
  16. heels1785

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    It appears that she may have left out some details in crafting her narrative for a political career. Which is fine, it happens all the time- sometimes you'll get called out on it, like Rubio was, sometimes not.

    Anyway, here's Nancy Grace debating Nancy Grace on the dangers of the reefer.

     
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  17. I Are The Internets

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    Her eyes are terrifying.
     
  18. VadersLaMent

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    Looks like Palin is not the only right winger to take a big ol shot at Obama on MLK Day. And he went a step or two further. Ready?

    Florida Republican calls for Obama to be hung for war crimes

    Now...hyperbole? Apparently not. He double and triple downed even after another Republican called him out on it.

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  19. VadersLaMent

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    DERP follow up

    The wedding cake folks who would not seel to gay folks will have to make a compromise or else be punished. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
  20. VadersLaMent

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    The fellow above who called for Obama's hanging has apparently quit but is currently still listed on an election ticket.

    But he need not worry. Ready?

    "I'm not saying Obama is the Antichrist..."

    There’s going to be a future world dictator, before Christ returns, who’s going to usurp people’s personal …rights. …He’s going to wage war against God’s people, he’s gonna change God’s laws and he’s going to do it without any opposition. And my question was, how’s he going to be able to pull that off? And my thesis is, people will have been conditioned long before the Antichrist comes to accept governmental overreach. And that’s what you’re seeing with President Obama right now.
    Jeffress predicted this cataclysm (or is it the apocalypse?) will be worse than the Nazis or Stalinism. But, he said, “I want to be clear… I’m not saying President Obama is the Antichrist. In fact, I’m sure he’s not. Because the Antichrist is going to have higher poll numbers (I SAW THIS ON TV, HE CHUCKLED LIKE HE WAS JOKING SORTA KINDA), according to the Bible, at least at the beginning. But I believe he is conditioning people to accept governmental overreach which they will finally give in to when this final dictator comes, whether that’s ten years from now or a thousand years from now."

    So Obama is not the Antichrist, he's the Antichrist's lil hlper!

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    Howz about some Jeffress quotes:

    How do we know that people are not born gay? Well, "think about a newborn baby. Is he or she sexually and romantically attracted to people of the same sex? No, of course not."

    I'll just stop there. Good grief.
     
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  21. VadersLaMent

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    Hmm, there should be only one line in that post that is a link, not the whole thing. Oh well, it works at least.
     
  22. Juliet316

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  23. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    What was not needed was his out of left field racist line:

    ‘What we’re going to do is turn Detroit into an Indian reservation, where we herd all the Indians into the city, build a fence around it, and then throw in the blankets and corn.’ ”

    Where the hell did that come from? He is right that Detroit is a mess. I occasionally go to Detroit for one reason, a rather gigantic used book store. And it's parking lot is fenced in and deep against the building.

    But wtf do indians have to do with anything?
     
  24. Juliet316

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    *shakes head* I don't even know.
     
  25. poor yorick

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    Patterson is a tool. I remember him from my days living in Oakland County, and he always was a smug ****.