Lit Books Comics A/V One Sentence or Less -- ANDOR (SEASON 1)

Ugh... fine.

IT IS A TRAP!



--Adm. Nick

 

I wonder how many people here have never heard that song?

 

I can fix that.

 

In which Luke Skywalker waters the desert of Darth Vader's face with his tears.

 

You win.

 

Next book plz

 

James Kahn blazes a trail that Matthew Stover would later follow, and is largely forgotten.

 

Obi-wan reveals the truth behind his "point of view", which still differs from the actual events surrounding Anakin's turn to the dark side.

 

I want James Khan to come back and do a SE book version with the inner workings mind of the Gungan going "wessa freee"

 

The dramatic...and somewhat messy...rescue of a long lost friend leads up to a dramatic revelation and a journey to a planet filled with primitive furry teddy bears who lend a hand in destroying a second Death Star while a lone Jedi destroys the galaxy's nemesis and in the end redeems his father.

 

More likely they'll get Matthew Stover to write five pages about how "this is how it feels to be Jar Jar Binks right now."

 

You mean Matthew Stover would write five pages about how "Thissa is howsa it feels to beesa Jar Jar Binks right nowsa."

 

Yousa tinks so

 

Don't forget ten pages of, "this is how it feels to be the Emperor's Royal Guard...forever."

 

"This is how it feels to be that one guy (no, not that guy, that other guy) who's off to the right and about two blocks away from the crowd toppling the Emperor's statue on Coruscant."

 

And Todd the Jedi closes out our movie novelizations. Unfortunately, he is not powerful enough to eradicate Yub Nub. No one can do that.




A kitten will be shot for every Evan Piell reference.

 

Hey guys, we marketed this as Star Wars does film noir but actually it's just more Jedi running around and Vader somehow not killing them, sorry if you're confused.

 

Trenchcoats and I-Five.

 

Apparently, there are 582,797,754 men with the name Jax Pavan on Coruscant alone; too bad we only ever see the one who's about as bland as toasted white bread.

 

Even Piell fakes his death...again.

 

where we (del rey) tried out how a SW novel works out without any editorial supervision AT ALL

 

Trying to live a life in the lower leves of Coruscant were always hard but with the new government in charge, life for people like Jax Pavan, P.I., have only become harder; with no money to pay the rent and his partner bringing him news about his estranged father, Pavan still finds himself taking a no-money mission to honour his old teacher, all the while trying to evade the Sith in Black

 

The breathtaking final chapter in the life of Palleus Chuff; also some other stuff happens.