Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

Okay, here are the choices for:

Josh Griffin sold his 1/3 of TF.N for ______.

Assless chaps
A big hoopla about nothing
Being a mother****ing sorcerer
A copy of the Economist, well used
Pterodactyl eggs
A defective condom
the glass ceiling
The Three-Fifths compromise

A bag of magic beans
Ender Sai is judging.

 

lol someone was just saving that economist answer for ender's turn.

 

Being as how Josh was a Jesus freak, the answer should reflect that.

Now, God after all, is a literal mother ****ing sorcerer but Christians get funny about people saying they're like God, so as good as that is, I have to say...

...the answer is obviously assless chaps.

 

dammit i hate this game

next black card pls

 

Thank you, thank you.

Assless chaps is a far better answer, though.

 

Josh Griffin sold his 1/3 of TF.N for assless chaps.

Yodaminch wins this round.

1. tom -2
2. zapdos -1
3. Boba_Fett_2001 -1
4. Eeth-my-Koth
5. duende
6. jp30 -1
7 GrandAdmiralJello
8. Ender Sai -1
9. harpua -1
10. Yodaminch -1
11. dp4m
12. Point Given

Next black card:

Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ______.

Harpua is judging. I'll send out replacement white cards promptly.

 

Was yours the sorcerer one?

 

no, mine was a defective condom. i thought it was of the same value as 1/3 of this place

 

ahh, being a mother****ing sorcerer was so close!

 

I liked "Being a mother****ing sorcerer." If I was going to sell 1/3 of TFN, that's what I'd hold out for.

 

It was a masterful stroke, but you had to remember that Josh <3s Jesus (but, in an overcompensatory way, would have to say NO HOMO about it). Since God is Jesus, and has magic powers such as walking on water, fast food production, and the ability to speak with dinosaurs he is also clearly a "mother****ing sorcerer". After all, God, who is Jesus, did impregnate Jesus' mother. Ewwwww.

That kind of logic has no place in Josh's life, but assless chaps? How else is a girl meant to unwind?

 

The 3/5ths compromise I played because it's terrible, and I liked the use of fractions twice. If that was my user-submitted Economist answer suggestion, it had been somewhat censored.

 

What did it originally say?

 

Spoiler

A semen-stained copy of The Economist

 

Aw man... ophelia why did you edit that??

 

Jello said I had to.

 

Why? Since when can't we say semen?


GrandAdmiralJello wtf?

 

Absolutely, you were right to edit in a game in which I just awarded one of the primary drivers of the "boards must be family friendly" philosophy arseless chaps, implying he's a closeted homosexual.

(To be fair, I think any hardcore Christian has more gay dreams than most because of how much effort they put into demonising homosexuality)

Someone has thought of the children, and they are saved.

 

Will I ever win a round?

 

Hopefully. I predict everyone but dp4m will score a point.

 

At this rate, yes... I thought I had a shot with the Josh Griffin one...

 

what was your answer?

 

A big hoopla about nothing. Which, other than [redacted], was one of the only things I thought might get me points for the nihilism.

 

Directness can sometimes help, my boy.