Games Cards Against Humanity -- winner: BF2k1

I bet it would be ok on rebelscum.com. Rebelscum, lol.

 

oh yeah, that didn't even get a second glance

 

I've had bad matches. I'd have killed for an Auschwitz card there... uh, not like that...

 

Still hanging out for a multi-answer black card. At worst, a good way to churn the stinkers in your hand.

 

Okay, here are the choices for:

Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ______.

Spontaneous human combustion
The invisible hand
Tom Cruise
The Care Bear Stare
An extensive Asian porn collection
Barack Obama
Tasteful sideboob
Scrubbing under the folds
John Wilkes Booth
Amputees

harpua is judging

 

Gonna go with amputees.

 

Huzzah!

 

Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships amputees.

Eeth wins this round!

1. tom -2
2. zapdos -1
3. Boba_Fett_2001 -1
4. Eeth-my-Koth -1
5. duende
6. jp30 -1
7 GrandAdmiralJello
8. Ender Sai -1
9. harpua -1
10. Yodaminch -1
11. dp4m

12. Point Given

Jp was hoping for a card with two blanks, so here's one. New black card:

Step 1: ______
Step 2: ______
Step 3: Profit

Yodaminch is the next judge. I'll have the new white cards out in a minute.

 

We're on target for Ender's prediction!

 

oh lord i have an awful one but i don't know this yodaminch fellow and if it would be appreciated

it would make a lot more sense with a "step 3: ?????" as well...

 

The darker, the better.

 

Sorry this is late . . . I was at my nephew's birthday party, and it seemed tacky to leave early to go play a game on the internet.

Anyway, these are the choices for:

Step 1: _____
Step 2: _____
Step 3: Profit

1: Teaching a robot to love
2: Friends with benefits

1: Fear itself
2: The hardworking Mexican

1: Child beauty pageants
2: A cooler full of organs

1: Nazis
2: Heartwarming orphans

1. Jewish fraternities
2. Dead parents

1: The Underground Railroad
2: The Big Bang

1: Crippling debt
2: A really cool hat

1: Backpacking in Afghanistan
2: Dying

1: Erectile dysfunction
2: Viagra®

The judge is Yodaminch

 

Oh, man... that's so harshly funny.

TOO SOON!

But harshly funny...

 

I burst out laughing when I saw it too.

I'm so going to Hell.

 

Yeah, wait. How were those both cards in a mass produced game. Seriously?

 

"Backpacking in Afghanistan" was a user submission. I no longer remember whose.

 

Some people submitted stuff.

 

Death is a card, I believe. I'm assuming the Backpacking one was a submitted card...

 

Yes... I'd be really surprised if it wasn't that person.

 

All of them are so much better than mine...

I fear Ender to be correct again...

 

I submitted it. I did not play it.

 

I mean, it's funny and all, but I'm not really seeing how the "3. Profit" would work.