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Circular Logic, that was awesome.

 

"You vile vermin. For defiling my shoulder, I shall personally see to it that you and all of your kind are boxed-up and hand-delivered to the Hutts to serve as their chained-pets for the remainder of your species' existence."

 

"...Not bad."

 

Another instalment of Clone Wars the Musical, the last being Circular Logic's on the previous page

Count Dooku in... The Bloody Verdict of Geonosis



Does a man have to fight all his life?
Only in death to take flight to the Netherworld
Pretenders vie to take my head
No power is secured

Into trade disputes
They came with their taxes,
Oppressing all parties
Taking the spoils,
Not held to account
and checks on power few,
Craven
Detached
Decadent and corrupt!

Defiant of reform on pain of death
Tough measures call for me to be ruthless,
To set an example to the Jedi
Draconian for their stagnancy



Two hundred Jedi all dead in one day
They would not renounce their corrupt ways
Ten years of campaigning consumed
To subject the Republic to Sithhood!

The Bloody Verdict of Geonosis
Iron sands stained red
With the blood of two hundred Jedi
My merc they did behead,

(I shed Blood of Jedi Knights)
I shed the Blood of the Jedi Knights
I shed the Blood of the Jedi Knights
I shed the Blood of the Jedi Knights
I shed it on Geonosis
I shed the Blood of the Jedi Knights
I shed the Blood of two hundred Jedi Knights
I shed the Blood of the Jedi Knights
I shed the Blood of the Jedi Knight!

Shall my state be taken as I toil?
To force others off of Confederate soil
And I return to learn that the IGBC is lost
Yet my companions I trust, the sword and the shocks




Liberating entire systems by the sword
In the name of Darth Bane, our Lord
On that day on Geonosis
No mercy relinquished
Victory to the Droid Army!

Weary grow I of this task which fell
On the shoulders of a man who yearns to spend
But one hour with my Acolytes
To discipline minions who have no rights



Two hundred Jedi all dead in one day
They would not renounce their corrupt ways
Ten years of campaigning consumed
To subject the Republic to Sithhood

To build a better galaxy than even has been seen
A Confederacy made great by deeds of great Counts



(I shed Blood of Jedi Knights)
I shed the Blood of the Jedi Knights
I shed the Blood of the Jedi Knights
I shed the Blood of the Jedi Knights
I shed it on Geonosis
I shed the Blood of the Jedi Knights
I shed the Blood of two hundred Jedi Knights
I shed the Blood of the Jedi Knights
I shed the Blood of the Jedi Knights!

Spoiler

 

"Miss my hover chair I do.."

 

Why did Yoda get a hover chair.

 

Because he's Yoda. Savvy?

 

Wouldn't you, if you could get away with it? I totally would have a hoverchair.

 

Bane: How is it you were able to find the solutions to Eval's traps so easily? Even I was stumped.
Hardeen: Oh, y'know, I just think outside The Box.

 

Anakin: LONG LIVE THE KING CHAIRMAN!

 

"Sons of Ryloth, of Kamino, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of clones fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of Anoobas, and shattered shields, when the age of Jedi comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day be fight! By all that you hold dear in this good galaxy, I bid you stand, men of Kamino!"

 

Arthur: Ford, there's an infinite number of clones out here who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out.

(I really hope someone gets this reference...)

 

As Pre Vizsla glanced upon the massive throng of New Mandalorians jeering his name and his affiliation with Death Watch, he slowly puts on his helmet, and a song from Beats by Dre Tor starts to play, I'm the Man Ni Jatne:

Gar rejorhaa’i anade
‘Lek gar rejorhaa’i anade
Slana rejorhaa’i anade
Ni jatne, ni jatne, ni jatne
Ni dralne, ni dralne, ni dralne
Ni jatne, ni jatne, ni jatne

Moti jii, ja’haili trase
Ne’haaranovo ra viini
Ca’nara narir sa soluse
Ven alor anade shekemi

Gar rejorhaa’i anade
‘Lek gar rejorhaa’i anade
Slana rejorhaa’i anade
Ni jatne, ni jatne, ni jatne

Gar rejorhaa’i anade
‘Lek gar rejorhaa’i anade
Slana rejorhaa’i anade
Ni jatne, ni jatne, ni jatne
Ni dralne, ni dralne, ni dralne
Ni jatne, ni jatne, ni jatne​

Spoiler: Translation

You tell everybody
Yeah, you tell everybody
Go tell everybody
I’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best
I’m strongest, I’m strongest, I’m strongest
I’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best

Stand now, watch over the stars
Don’t hide or run
Time to act as the ones
Be the leader everyone follows

You tell everybody
Yeah, you tell everybody
Go tell everybody
I’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best

You tell everybody
Yeah, you tell everybody
Go tell everybody
I’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best
I’m the strongest, I’m the strongest, I’m the strongest
I’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best

 

"Join me, Yoda, and I will make your face the greatest on Korriban!"

 

"A new power is rising! Its victory is at hand! March to Coruscant! Leave none alive!"

Spoiler

Seriously, though, this scene looks disturbingly like Saruman's tower in Isengard.

 

Yoda: Chancellor Valorum, I thought dead you were...

Valorum: I got better.

 

But they're already on Coruscant...

 

"...I am a slow learner."

 

"FLASH! Aaaaa-haaaa!Don't kill him yet, father I want him. He's a miracle."
-Queen (Amidala)

 

EDIT: Ignore, please

 

That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!

 

"And in the time of tribulation to come, there will be five…



One for the darkness…



and one for the light.



Another from the darkness stands in the light,



while one from the light stands in the darkness.



The last one stands apart from all.



And between them… between them… all that has been built will fall."

 

(Sorry if this has been done before)

 

Maul: That's right Kenobi. I am back and ready to enact my vengeance upon you.
Obi-Wan: Well I guess Darth Maul has returned after all. Mmmm...frankly I can't tell if I'm being trolled or flamed.
Maul: Stop it! This is no time for fire related puns! This is serious!
Obi-Wan: