JCC protips of life, love, and learning, with Rogue_Ten

you cant hit on an asian woman while wearing an anime nerdish shirt. you just cant. stop it

 

How do you wear a nerd?

 

I don't need an Asian girlfriend because I have a body pillow with a picture of a young anime character on it.

 

Really, Rogue Number Ten? You couldn't have just said "Advice?" Suggestions?

 

The title is consistent with the thread.

 

EDIT: Nevermind, wrong thread. Among other things.

 

ender knows. this is protips

protip #2: counterintuitive though this may seem, tongue is actually less intimate than using your lips, and therefore preferable for encounters with hoochies, hoochie-mamas and/or chicken-headed hoes

 

What about hoochie-headed mamas?

 

protip #3: drinking games exist so that you can actually stand the company of other young people for an extended period of time

 

Wocky, how does this make no sense to you?

 

This thread is everything I hoped it would be.

 

I hope to live a better life by following all of the guidelines in this thread.

 

I'm hoping there's some lifting advice.

 

beezel thread

 

lol

 

Waiting for pro-tip #4.

 

Having trouble with your lifts?

 

Do you even lift?

 

*looks into my files* Nope, I do not.

 

i never said there would be a specific number of them. you're in luck tho

protip #4: when an acquaintence tells you she's pregnant, it is considered gauche to ask "are you going to keep it?"

restrain this impulse at all costs

 

As and add on I would recommend that when you see an acquaintence starting to show and you think she might be pregnant, do not say anything until either she does or it is very obvious she is pregnant because there is a chance she has just been eating too many donuts.

 

Why does it have to be doughnuts?

 

It's what your mom was eating when I knocked her up. So i used it as an example.

 

Ramza Edit: I think you know that's over the line.